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she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc

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@okbutcanyoustop omg thank you so much! i will definitely try it! part of the stress of buying new products is how much money you can end up spending trying to find the right one … so the price point of this one is great!

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my favorite makeup primer was discontinued so now i find myself in hell (considering a bulk order on qvc)

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@shaylarz YES!!! i unfortunately just discovered because i used the last of the one i had last night so went to repurchase and discovered they discontinued it like 5 months ago. i’m in SHAMBLES.

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@shaylarz this one!! they still make the setting spray (which i also use) but it was the perfect primer that worked well with my different foundations and products and literally the product would not budge 😭 im so bummed

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

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my papas orchard boys

[MLB @MLB]

Payton Tolle and Vinnie Pasquantino checking in from the #WorldSeries 👋

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not my post but yeah

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when someone tells me to go to hell but here i am buying makeup off of https://t.co/LaFZIEAEGK

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my favorite makeup primer was discontinued so now i find myself in hell (considering a bulk order on qvc)

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oh my GOD they don’t even have the full size just the travel size

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ordering something on QVC????? am i 90????????? i resent that i am at this moment in life because i can no longer buy this product elsewhere

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“every single day, i wake up the world is my buffet” has unironically become a daily manifestation for me

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@TheEmeraldCody THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING

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i was exhausted but had to take an everything shower and then give myself a blow out and then paint my nails so i am listening to the songs from DDR Max 2 and now i’m absolutely hyped

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my husband is so annoyed i have the y2k dance music zoomies rn

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the DDR Max 2 enthusiast at 10 to raver at 20 pipeline needs to be studied

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@EKlesick well if you come to portland you have to let me know!!!

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@emilyjobot @ChillSeattleFan timeline said we need our girls TOGETHER

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mariners off season vibes:

[Chill Seattle Fan @ChillSeattleFan]

@emilyjobot Whole timeline just pets (feat. @marxiners)

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@FlightTime006 i have never mattered less in a photo tbh

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¡Feliz cumpleaños, Lazaro Montes!