Weird, I say this, I get called Jerry, which I am not- or am I? Only @nfleck3 knows; not even my wife or kids here in E Washington know. And I will tell you this: one of @EKlesick, @MarinersGlaze, @EnragedMsFan, or @sanjaromin is Justin Hollander. Dem the rules.
Okay, everyone, I have to admit something. @nfleck3 figured it out. I am Jerry Dipotto. Not some guy named Marc Downs who works at an Italian joint. I don't have a smoking-hot wife and two kids at home. I am the team president of your Seattle Mariners, and I have nothing better to do than tweet all the good things I do.
The Dodgers won 508 games from 2021 through 2025, 42 more than anyone else. Their worst season in that stretch was 93 wins, and they won the World Series that year.
@nfleck3, just letting you know, since you figured me out being Jerry, I am going to trade Laz to the Astros for a bag of balls because you outed me and wouldn't let me have my fun.
@EKlesick, since @nfleck3 outed me, I am going to give you a scoop on who we are going to hire as our next manager. Julio Rodriguez is going to be a player/manager