Rayquel.

i sleep on my back cause it's good for the spine and coffin rehearsal. scorpio☀️| scorpio 🌑| cancer ⬆️

[Rayquel. @_rachofsunshine]

My bra strap broke in front of my class today and I had to just keep on teaching like I couldn’t feel one titty going lower than the other one

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

THEO VON: then he took my nose. he took it. it was in his hand he showed me

JOE ROGAN: wow. i didn't know you could do that

THEO: yes it was right in his fingers. i swear to god

JOE: wow. wow

THEO: i started freaking out but then he put it back

JOE: oh thank god. thank god

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

hi, it’s me, your next door neighbor. you might think I’m setting a lot of fireworks off tonight, but don’t worry, I have plenty saved for the next two to three weeks as well

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl

[pris @pwiscila]

I would like to play a small part in a Tubi Original.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[solé @layxsnv]

HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will knock myself out i dont give a fck

[Rayquel. @_rachofsunshine]

How the hell a mosquito just came out my toilet

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you like girls who are Haunted and Restless

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

“Where do you See yourself in Five Years” Missing Persons List

[Rayquel. @_rachofsunshine]

You people are watching Love Island 5 nights a week?!

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i don’t think you were supposed to cut my arms and legs off

AI doctor: you’re absolutely right to push back. you are bleeding out

[Rayquel. @_rachofsunshine]

When the sun goes down I react to the termites as if they’re vampires

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[shade ⌖ @shadowsglocks]

every time i accidentally hit the grok icon i freak out as if i clicked a hacker’s link