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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Argentina players after scoring a goal against Austria today

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hey @nytimes, the car had a driver. His name was Salim El Koudri.

[Vfynn_🥷🏼 𐙚 @Vfynn_]

Arturo Vidal on the officiating controversies in Bayern Munich vs PSG across both legs, explaining why Bayern were “robbed” and breaks down the rules behind every controversial incident:

🗣️ “Everyone saw it. Don’t gaslight football fans and pretend this was ‘just bad luck’ for Bayern. Over two legs, the officiating was a complete disgrace. A club fights for 180 minutes at the highest level and then everything gets decided by inconsistency, politics, and fear of making decisions against PSG. People are tired of pretending this is normal.

First leg, Alphonso Davies handball. Explain to me how that is a penalty? The ball deflects off his thigh first and then hits the arm from close range. According to IFAB guidance, deflections at close distance with no reaction time are NOT supposed to be punished the same way as deliberate handballs. But suddenly VAR jumps in to help PSG? That decision changed the momentum of the tie immediately. If that’s a penalty, then defenders should just cut their arms off before entering the box.

Then in the Return leg, with Kane offside incident. This one is unbelievable. The assistant referee raises the flag early and the referee blows immediately before the attack even finishes. Modern officiating instructions are crystal clear:

if it’s tight, LET THE PLAY CONTINUE and check afterward with VAR. Everybody saw the replay, Kane was onside. Bayern were through on goal and the referee killed the attack because he guessed. Guessed! At this level! You cannot do that in a Champions League semifinal unless you are terrified of one team progressing.

And then Nuno Mendes. Already on a yellow card, clearly handles the ball to stop Bayern’s attack. By the laws of the game, stopping a promising attack with deliberate handball is a yellow card offense. So where is the second yellow? Where? Instead Bayern somehow concede a free-kick? Football fans are not blind. If that’s Bayern doing it against PSG, the red card comes out in two seconds.

Now let’s talk about João Neves’ handball in the box. This is where the corruption screams at you. The ball hits the arm inside the penalty area after the clearance situation and suddenly VAR disappears. No review, no consistency, nothing.

And then Luis Díaz gets booked for protesting after obvious contact that gets ignored. Imagine the arrogance. Players are getting punished for asking referees to do their jobs correctly. Instead of reviewing the challenge, they silence the complaint with a yellow card. That’s modern football now, don’t question the officials, even when they are deciding the tie.

Bayern didn’t lose this tie on football alone. They lost it to cowardly officiating, selective VAR intervention, and political favoritism. Europe should be furious because today it’s Bayern, tomorrow it’s another club outside the protected circle. The Champions League is supposed to be about merit, not about who has the strongest connections behind closed doors.”

[Megh Updates 🚨™ @MeghUpdates]

In Koduvally, Kerala (90%+ Muslim), a small BJP march with tricolour flags gets shouted down & chased away by IUML-Congress mob.Demography is destiny.

Same India, different rules based on numbers.

[Harry Kane @HKane]

Not the night we believed in yesterday. These games come down to moments and unfortunately over the two legs we didn’t take enough of ours. Proud to be part of this team and club, the disappointment will be with us for a while but we have to stay focused on finishing the season strong with a final still to play. Thanks for the support as always and can’t wait to see the fans in Berlin!

[𝐉𝐨𝐝 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 @jod_insane]

The toxic Mumbai management and Hardik Pandya have completely broken my GOAT from inside It’s so painful to watch him like this. 💔

He is Surely missing his captain Rohit !!

[ؘ @eldelfcb]

Todo vuelve, absolutamente todo.

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

An entire generation of men was repeatedly told "gender is a social construct" only for them to have the rug pulled out from under them because of their gender which the law has evidently decided is very much not a social construct.

And then you ask what's radicalizing them.

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

There is no such thing as Islamophobia @sardesairajdeep.

A phobia is an irrational fear. It is NOT irrational to fear Islam, an ideology that explicitly calls for the killing of all non-Muslims. How can you sit back and watch the Islamic massacre and raping of Hindus and defend the Pakistani invaders in your country who wish to make India a Muslim country?

Don’t you have any sense of national pride and a desire to preserve your country as majority Hindu?

You do not have a strong survival instinct.

[Shia Visuals @ShiaVisuals]

May Allah protect him.

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

1. Saand Ki Aankh
2. Thappad
3. Haseen Dilruba
4. Rashmi Rocket
5. Loop Lapeta
6. Shabaash Mithu
7. Dobaara
8. Tadka
9. Blurr
10. Dhak Dhak
11. Assi

It takes a special talent to give Eleven consecutive flops

Indeed, you need to - Try harder :)

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 WOW! Charlie Kirk NAILED IT when this woman tried defending Islam. We miss him.

WOMAN: I'm worried about Islamophobia!

KIRK: Are you Muslim?

WOMAN: Yes.

KIRK: What is the best model for a Muslim country? Do you enjoy not having to cover yourself in public?

WOMAN: Yeah, I guess.

KIRK: So you don't like Islam very much, then? Because majority of Islamic countries would require you to have full garb in public.

WOMAN: That's not fair to say that.

KIRK: You literally could not dress like this in the streets of Riyadh, as a woman. This is way too provocative, way too much skin. You, as a woman, you don't have freedom of speech, you can't run for public office, you can't own property.

"Islam is against Western values, it's incompatible with Western values, and we in the West actually think you should have the rights that you have right now, to speak, and to be able to show, you know, the skin you show here, and, you know, be able to have a happy life!"

🫳🎤

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

call me crazy but women tend to leave perfect men more often than toxic men.

[Monica Verma @TrulyMonica]

Hindus go to Ajmer Sharif, no Temple Pujari objects to it. Muslim lady visited Mahakal and Clerics are issuing Fatwa. Guess who is intolerant as per our liberals 🤡🤡🤡

[C3 @C_3C_3]

The top Religions in America and the number of terrorist attacks and plots foiled in the last 50 years:

1. Christianity (~63%): 0
2. Unaffiliated (~29%): 0
3. Judaism (~2%): 0
4. Hinduism (~1%): 0
5. Buddhism (~1%): 0

6. Islam (~1%): 140

Not compatible.

[Meg ✦ @Flicky0ps]

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Doing magic mushrooms this Sunday.

Protocol
+ dose: 5 grams
+ frequency: 1x/mo for 3 mo
+ objective: exploring longevity effects

Measurement
+ 249 independent biomarkers
+ 29 vials of blood
+ brain scans
+ urine, stool, saliva, fertility
+ multi-omics profiling (DNA, epigenetics, metabolism, hormones, microbiome, proteins, cognition)

Cardiovascular
+ LDL-C
+ HDL-C
+ Triglycerides
+ Total cholesterol
+ Apolipoprotein B
+ Apolipoprotein A-1
+ Lipoprotein(a)
+ LDL-P
+ HDL-P
+ Small LDL-P
+ LDL size
+ Large VLDL-P
+ Large HDL-P
+ VLDL size
+ HDL size
+ LP-IR score
+ Oxidized LDL
+ Lp-PLA2 activity
+ Myeloperoxidase (MPO)
+ Homocysteine
+ VEGF

Hematology
+ WBC
+ RBC
+ Hemoglobin
+ Hematocrit
+ MCV
+ MCH
+ MCHC
+ RDW
+ Platelets
+ Neutrophils
+ Lymphocytes
+ Monocytes
+ Eosinophils
+ Basophils
+ Immature granulocytes
+ Erythropoietin (EPO)
+ ABO/Rh typing

Hormonal
+ Thyroid panel with TSH
+ Free T4
+ Testosterone
+ Dihydrotestosterone (DHT)
+ 5α-DHT
+ Prolactin
+ Estradiol
+ LH
+ FSH
+ Estrone (E1)
+ Estriol (E3)
+ Androstenedione
+ Androsterone
+ 5β-Androstanediol
+ Etiocholanolone
+ Cortisol
+ Cortisone
+ DHEA
+ DHEA-S
+ Pregnenolone
+ IGF-1
+ Melatonin (6-hydroxymelatonin sulfate)

Metabolic
+ Glucose
+ Insulin
+ Hemoglobin A1c
+ α-Hydroxybutyrate
+ β-Hydroxybutyrate
+ Uric acid

Kidney
+ BUN
+ Creatinine
+ eGFR
+ BUN/Creatinine ratio
+ Cystatin C
+ Urinalysis (specific gravity, pH, color, appearance, leukocyte esterase, protein, glucose, ketones, occult blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, nitrite, WBC [hpf], RBC [hpf], epithelial cells, casts, bacteria)
+ Albumin/Creatinine ratio

Pancreatic
+ Total protein
+ Albumin
+ Globulin
+ Total bilirubin
+ Alkaline phosphatase
+ AST
+ ALT
+ GGT
+ Amylase
+ Lipase

Minerals
+ Sodium
+ Potassium
+ Chloride
+ CO₂ (bicarbonate)
+ Calcium
+ Magnesium
+ Iron
+ TIBC
+ UIBC
+ Iron saturation
+ Ferritin
+ Zinc

Vitamins
+ Vitamin B12
+ 25-hydroxy Vitamin D
+ Coenzyme Q10
+ α-Tocopherol
+ β-Carotene
+ Glutathione
+ Total glutathione

Amino Acids
+ Cysteine
+ Methionine
+ Taurine
+ Glycine
+ Serine
+ Threonine
+ Alanine
+ Valine
+ Leucine
+ Isoleucine
+ Phenylalanine
+ Tyrosine
+ Tryptophan

Inflammation
+ Interleukin-6 (IL-6)
+ Interleukin-10 (IL-10)
+ Tumor Necrosis Factor-α (TNF-α)
+ Rheumatoid factor (RF)
+ ANA by IFA
+ Calprotectin (GI inflammation),
+ Secretory IgA (mucosal immunity)

Neurology
+ P-tau217
+ Epinephrine metabolites (metanephrine, normetanephrine)
+ Homovanillate (HVA)
+ Vanilmandelate (VMA)
+ 5-Hydroxyindoleacetate (5-HIAA)

Toxicology
+ Lead
+ Lithium

Urology
+ PSA total

Fertility
+ Total Motile Count
+ Sample Volume
+ Concentration
+ Motility
+ Morphology
+ Count

Metabolomics
+ Citrate
+ cis-Aconitate
+ Isocitrate
+ α-Ketoglutarate
+ Succinate
+ Fumarate
+ Malate
+ Pyruvate
+ Lactate
+ 2-Hydroxyglutarate,
+ Hydroxymethylglutarate,
+ 3-Methylglutaconate,
+ 2-Methylsuccinate
+ Formiminoglutamate (FIGLU),
+ Methylmalonate (MMA),
+ Xanthurenate
+ Kynurenate,
+ Quinolinic acid
+ Glucarate,
+ 8-Hydroxy-2′-deoxyguanosine (8-OHdG),
+ Pyroglutamate
+ 3-Hydroxyphenylacetate,
+ 4-Hydroxyphenylacetate,
+ 2-Hydroxyphenylacetic acid
+ 4-Cresol,
+ p-Hydroxybenzoate,
+ Benzoate,
+ Hippurate/Hippuric acid
+ Phenylacetate/Phenylacetic acid,
+ Indoleacetate/Indoleacetic acid
+ Arabinose,
+ Citramalic acid,
+ α-Hydroxyisobutyric acid

Microbiome
+ Bacteroides fragilis
+ Bacteroides vulgatus
+ Faecalibacterium prausnitzii
+ Akkermansia muciniphila
+ Roseburia spp.
+ Eubacterium rectale
+ Lactobacillus spp.
+ Bifidobacterium spp.
+ Escherichia coli
+ Clostridium difficile
+ Enterococcus faecalis
+ Candida albicans
+ Saccharomyces boulardii
+ Prevotella copri
+ Ruminococcus spp.
+ Methanobrevibacter smithii
+ Blautia spp.
+ Proteobacteria spp.
+ Firmicutes/Bacteroidetes ratio
+ Beta-glucuronidase
+ Butyrate
+ Propionate
+ Acetate

Aging & Epigenetics
+ Telomere length
+ Relative telomerase activity
+ DNA methylation age
+ DNA methylation levels at CpG sites associated with biological aging
+ Glucocorticoid receptor methylation (NR3C1)
+ SIRT1 methylation
+ MTOR methylation
+ Oxidative stress response genes (NFE2L2 promoter methylation)

Cognitive
+ Brain age score
+ Functional connectivity strength
+ Global connectivity index
+ Hemodynamic response amplitude
+ Hemodynamic response latency
+ Resting-state oxygenated hemoglobin (HbO) concentration
+ Resting-state deoxygenated hemoglobin (HbR) concentration
+ Total hemoglobin (HbT) concentration
+ Oxygen saturation (O₂Sat)
+ Cerebral blood volume (CBV)
+ Cerebral blood flow (CBF)
+ Neurovascular coupling index
+ Prefrontal cortex oxygenation
+ Parietal cortex oxygenation
+ Temporal cortex oxygenation
+ Occipital cortex oxygenation
+ Task-evoked hemodynamic response (HbO/HbR)
+ Temporal autocorrelation of hemodynamics
+ Functional brain network modularity
+ Inter-regional coherence
+ Brain lateralization index
+ Oscillatory power (slow cortical fluctuations)
+ Phase synchronization index
+ Mean reaction time (during cognitive tasks)
+ Reaction time variability
+ Heart-rate variability (HRV)
+ Resting heart rate