ralph

Disentangling standards in the NHS by day, punting up walls by night

[ralph @_ralph]

@elibelly would recommend keeping it that way for the next 8 (alright richmond park is worth a punt)

[ralph @_ralph]

@samirashackle charles the third on a steaming, coin

[ralph @_ralph]

@futurefabric into it tbh

[ralph @_ralph]

@valeria_wants comment se passe votre plomberie ?

[ralph @_ralph]

that's cool, can we also have e.g. 1 park?

[Mike Hudema @MikeHudema]

Paris is working to become a '15-minute city' where everything you need is located locally within 15 mins. Every street will have a bike lane, 60,000 parking spots are being removed & replaced with parks. They aren't done yet.

We have the solutions implement them.

#ActOnClimate

[ralph @_ralph]

I wouldn't be bothered if I hadn't first spent 30mins repeatedly trying to buy a ticket and then find an actual member of staff, but I really wanted a ticket! Also the fact you can't buy on the train makes this even harder.

[ralph @_ralph]

@TransilienSav bonjour! I tried really hard to buy a ticket with you, two machines, two tries, neither worked. I downloaded your app, I couldn't buy a ticket there. No station staff. No help. I boarded the train, and immediately paid your ticket inspectors a fine.

[ralph @_ralph]

If the machines won't let you buy a ticket, and you can't find help, what are you supposed to do?! I have paid your fine but I think it's a horrible first experience for a foreign traveller

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

“It’s a Christian value”

The loss of bodily autonomy is not a Christian value

[ralph @_ralph]

@valeria_wants Fucked with

[ralph @_ralph]

Still 10/10
https://t.co/xR19TztWIr

[ralph @_ralph]

Dear news algorithms: I don't care about Johnny Depp

[ralph @_ralph]

nobody was saying they were big green men

[Stuart Atkinson @mars_stu]

No @MarsCuriosity *hasn't* found a "secret door" on Mars leading to a martian chamber, tomb or shopping mall. It's just a fracture in the ancient rock, barely big enough for a cat to squeeze through. You can even see the back if you zoom in. NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/fredk/S Atkinson

[ralph @_ralph]

@hnnh_g have u tried greggs tho

[ralph @_ralph]

@fofr @thameswater I wasn't really at the flat much for those readings, any of them. But ... you'd agree the jump, the variance, it all seems unlikely?

Even if we took the total use and evenly redistributed

[ralph @_ralph]

This is a bit peculiar. @thameswater tell me I used 109000(!) litres in a single period... a 108000 litre increase on the previous period.

Any way to confirm they're not making it up?

[ralph @_ralph]

@tgvashworth @thameswater They're "Smart" meter readings 8-D

[Valeria CK @valeria_wants]

If you want info of (experienced) activists running evacuations in Eastern Ukraine for whom donations would make a big difference right now hit me up. The money you send won't buy guns and won't be swallowed by a big org.

[ralph @_ralph]

@ActualAmateur I'm so sorry to see this news and utterly furious. Hope you and yours are safe

[ralph @_ralph]

We need a content editor to help with our project with the NHS. Small team, agile, prepping for a beta.

DMs open if you have any questions :D

https://t.co/tkzMLSFuaD