Rani

lover girl🥰

[Rani @_ranixo]

:)

[Nat @Arwenstar]

Anybody who says this is inevitable because ‘there’s no money’ is a total idiot.
There’s money for wars, there’s money for all the people arriving here illegally, there’s money for everything and everyone except the people who have worked hard all their lives, paid into the system and who deserve to retire at a decent age.

[char @44lewdc]

ohhhh gotcha they’re having the sexy people final on saturday and the ugly bitches final on sunday

[Audrey ✡︎ | 🍸 @RoesLuger]

My most feminist take is that we need to stop letting men from countries where women aren't seen as human immigrate into our countries.

[S.ads @diiy_ah]

If 5p bags were introduced to reduce plastic waste, why am I paying 15p for a paper bag

[𝔦🪆 @angelicdeed]

one of life’s greatest joys is being an insufferable brat to a handsome patient man

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇦🇷🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Will Kingston @WillKingston]

If you’re not a citizen of the UK, you shouldn’t be entitled to a penny from the government. I say this as a foreign resident: contribute to the economy and integrate, or bugger off. The ‘benefit’ is being allowed in to a great country, not a cheque from taxpayers.

[Duncan MacLeod @DuncanCantDie]

The Falkland Islands are literally the only place where the indigenous population is British. The British aren’t even indigenous to the British Isles but the falklands were completely uninhabited before the British settled there.

So no, they shouldn’t be Argentinian.

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

No hosepipe ban if you’re on benefits ??!!!

What ?!!

[miia @miiagarro]

men are becoming too content with being useless. you can't fix shit, can't build shit, don't pay for shit, can't plan any dates.

what are you really here for??

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Stop treating housekeeping like a punishment. Put on music, light the candles, burn the incense, and romanticize it. You’re not cleaning the house… you’re restoring order to your little kingdom.

[valentine @valawakened]

I read somewhere that "When you choose a life partner you're choosing your eating companion for about 20,000 meals, your travel companion for about 70 vacations, your retirement friend, career therapist, & someone whose day you'll hear about 18,000 times" and I really can't stress this enough.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Some people will disagree, but if Britain was closer to Ann Widdecombe’s views than to Andy Burnham’s views, then this country would be in a much better place.

Progress for the sake of progress has certainly contributed to Britain becoming a low-trust society.

[bryony @breeonikeon]

not to be controversial but attached water bottle lids aren’t the worst woke decision made. the worst one is that dips and hummus don’t have plastic lids on them anymore. what do you mean i can’t reseal them now without having to use clingfilm

[ruchi⸆⸉ @ciwywisteria]

i love how palpable their love is. i love how every wedding guest has essentially said you could feel the love pouring out of them, that their joy was infectious. everyone in the room could see it. i love that we all saw it too from the moment they got together. i love love :’)))

[Tory Fibs @ToryFibs]

The UK State Pension is not a welfare benefit.

You pay your National Insurance stamp throughout your working life.

It’s taxable.

Don’t allow the media and right wing politicians refer to it as a welfare benefit. They’re gearing up to cut it.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

I love "Just&t married" so much because, at her core, Taylor is a millennial, and millennials love a punny wedding hash tag

[mike erwydd. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇮🇱✝️ @mikeerwydd1968]

Andy Burnham is a man you never voted for.
He will be prime minister by August.
He was put there by 24,927 people.
People in one town.

The uk has no say.

His plans are .....
Spend more.
Borrow more.
Tax more.
We didn't get the vote.
But we will get the bill.

Labour led by clowns.
Voted in by clowns.