Beloved 🍉

The only thing I fear is God, and He's on my side.

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

Look my in my eyes and tell me you don’t want a nap right now.

Can’t do it, can you.

That’s because this is the internet and you can’t see my eyes.

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

“Name me one person who was sad that they weren’t born. Exactly” -Kanisha during a conversation about having kids

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

PULL UP TO THE CLUB VIP, GAS TANK ON E, BUT ALL DRINKS ON ME

[D.R.G @DRG_tweets329]

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

If you paid $1 In federal income taxes, you paid more than:

Tesla in 2024 & 2022
AT&T in 2021
Nike in 2020
FedEx in 2020
Dish Network in 2020
Amazon in 2017-2018
Elon Musk in 2018
Jeff Bezos in 2007 & 2011
Carl Icahn in 2016-2017

Yes. It’s time to tax the rich.

[i. @Pacino13__]

too many run clubs, where the damn walking clubs at? niggas don’t walk anymore??

[P @parisCo_]

Tried shutting up, don’t think it’s for me unfortunately

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

Sometimes you gotta pop out and show

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

“A Bugs Life” is decidedly better than “ANTZ”

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

Strawberry milk has re-entered my life like a new bombshell in the villa

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

@misandrie Not we living the same life

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

The things I would do for some strawberry milk rn

[harps¹⁶ ౨ৎ saw bnd @clqrkentz]

being an ai hater irl is tiring bc everyone and everything around me seems to love it and im just here like 🧍‍♀️

[Beloved 🍉 @_raNoChill]

Why are babies always missing a shoe? They are such a mess.

[gio @_GioHub]

not to trauma dump or anything but during the boston tea party, i was actually thrown into the boston harbor because they thought my body was tea. it was really scary. i almost drowned.

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

I like when things are heart shaped and I like when people say I love you