luke

“Die, y’all. Houston Dallas.” -Texas Chainsaw

[luke @_rans0m]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! It was called Twitter and didn’t absolutely suck! #MyXAnniversary

[✳️Ⓐ Armed Joy 🔫💣 @ArmedJ0y]

I have decided to get worse.

[garshmo @garshmo]

Just broke my tech deck and my girl only gets paid biweekly

[garshmo @garshmo]

Throw any number at me I bet l've heard of it

[luke @_rans0m]

i bring a certain mild white boy vibe that u bitches cannot match

[luke @_rans0m]

Using a TRADEMARK lawyer to combat a COPYRIGHT infringement when the intention of the post in question from a small time NEWS OUTLET has nothing to do with her person or brand directly.

yall are fuckin dumb and desperately need a reality check

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

lol

[luke @_rans0m]

forever grateful for being in this generation i just had an hour and a half long flight from dallas to stl and my airpods noise cancelling turned the crying baby directly to my left into muffled adlibs over my wu-tang

[luke @_rans0m]

@danieldiorr namely them roided influencers that claim natty too, nature of the sport i guess but nobody can let this man live 😭

[luke @_rans0m]

bro whatever happened to hidden tweets that shit used to be so funny

[luke @_rans0m]

using this app in 2024 is literally just who can say the most unhinged shit that not even AI could replicate

[luke @_rans0m]

they are father and son

[luke @_rans0m]

no no trust me I am a completely capable adult who isn’t scared of getting in trouble at literally any point

[luke @_rans0m]

me unfortunately

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

My mom doesn’t have social media and she just got out this notepad and told me she wrote down a “tweet”

[luke @_rans0m]

cut my stupid fucking thumb on a piece of glass yesterday:/

[luke @_rans0m]

All these Republicans on X coming out and denouncing their previous views like they’re leaving an abusive relationship is so fucking funny dude i cant help it

[luke @_rans0m]

@sevaaant Sergeant shitter in the house 🚨🚨

[luke @_rans0m]

@WZG1889 Yeah. Read the first sentence on the random box. If you fuck with it, youll be disenfranchised (lose the right to vote entirely).

[luke @_rans0m]

@annasbayou @sirensection sure, but most do. also, Rue’s character is the last person i’d ever expect to have student loans nevertheless even gaf about college 😂