Sam._.Dies

junk in the trunk and chunk in the front

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

True friends stab you in the front

[Dan 🐟 Deathbulge Now On Consoles! @deathbulge]

throwback to my first ever halloween comic from FIVE YEARS AGO #OLD #OLD #OLD https://t.co/pz70gO9Kf0

[coll @colliscool]

yes i spend a lot of time in my room pretending i don't exist BUT tomorrow i will be doing just that AND WATCHING STRANGER THINGS 2 HOW FUN

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

If u were an animal instead of a person what animal would u be? I would be a worm or a rain frog

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

i’m sorry but if you exist fuck you

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Um actually there is only ONE gender. The HUMAN gender (◕‿◕✿)

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Um not to be rude but *breaks ur fucken neck*

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

I'm glad I was born in the futuristic microwave popcorn era as I would definitely not have survived in caveman times

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Something reeeeal familiar about these Mortys
#Mortipper #Mortabel

[robbie (normal) @CAVETOWN]

Share if u would sit down next to him and ask what's wrong

[coll @colliscool]

heres me being so in awe at the new @gorillaz music vid in VR

[coll @colliscool]

how many mandela effect videos do u people need.. just accept the globe earth alien time glitch alternate universes and move on with ur life

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

Keep your fucking chunky penis out of this.

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

I'm going to suck 2017 dicks in 2017

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

Marilyn Monhoe

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

@GodHatesAmanda Most important question, is it Miles or Myles?

[Sam._.Dies @_ray18_]

im a punk platypus