instead of waking up this morning to a “wyd” text from last night, i woke up to a 14 second long voicemail from this one guy rapping the lyrics to “i’m upset” by drake since i didn’t answer his phone call. i think i have a crush now because honestly a+ for creativity
pros of dating me:
- i’ll cuddle u anytime
- i’ll do anything for you
- i won’t cheat on you
- i’ll buy you gifts
- i’ll care about/appreciate you
- i’ll take you on dates
- binge watch shows together
- i’ll support you no matter what
cons of dating me:
- i’m really fucking ugly