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[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

Was trying the TikTok duvet cover hack thing and just discovered that there are little ties on the inside corners of the cover and hooks on the duvet corners to keep it in place... I feel like new woman but also a pretty stupid adult.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

Apple took my computer last Wednesday for repairs. They said I would have it back by Saturday or Monday at the latest. Yet here I am on Thursday night with no computer and no estimated arrival🙃

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

sign me up please.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

Even though I am no longer a resident of Utah, I am so excited about this🎉💚💛 Can't think of a better person for the job!

[AP Race Calls @AP_RaceCalls]

BREAKING: Republican Spencer Cox wins election for governor in Utah. #APracecall at 8:00 p.m. MST. #Election2020 #UTelection https://t.co/lGfinjTqT4

[David Vasquez @TheRealDav1D]

The way these dogs recreate their photos is all I needed to see today. 😭 https://t.co/cTppa93FX0

[CW @colinelmustard]

My contribution to this morning’s Discourse.

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

Usain Bolt just had a baby girl and gave her the most bad ass name ever: Olympia Lightening Bolt.

I am prepared for her to be leader of the free world.

[Spencer Cox @SpencerJCox]

Just received a gracious call from @JonHuntsman conceding the race. Thanks to all of you for making today happen. We still have much work to do. And we will do it together. #OneUtah

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

@kirstenfrankly @SpencerJCox @DeidreHenderson YAYYYYY!🎉

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

Me:

My body: Oh, you only have one day to finish a paper that you could have started months ago but didn't and you moved this week so you didn't work on it when you thought you would? I'll give you a headache and some nausea. That will help you get it done before midnight.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

Is there any science behind the idea that breathing the same air day after day makes your brain/body slower? Asking for a friend.

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

Please, God, someone do a sport so my boyfriend will stop talking about his sourdough starter

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

@hunterschwarz this looks a little too handmaid's tale season 3 for me.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

really I just need to know how long this is going to last. I'm a planner. I don't do well without a plan.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

In the wake of work from home/school from home, I have learned that my neighbor with which I share my home office wall REALLY likes to whistle🙃

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

me, a week ago: this is great, I will have tons of time to do school work and be productive.
me, today: this is horrible, I can't focus on anything and I haven't done any school work all week.

[rachel jones @_rayyjones]

I don't have a 4-year-old kid, but I do have a husband, and this is him while I'm trying to read casebooks and write 2 papers🙃

[Chase @chaselyons]

Coronavirus severely underestimates how long I can sit inside my house living off of nothing but caffeine and shredded cheese