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Before leading an XLT tonight I checked the Bears score. They were up 20-0. I was stoked.
When I step out of the church I look at my phone. My God, why have you abandoned me?
Qualifications for the new pope that would bring the most fruit.
-Ten percent luck
-Twenty percent skill
-Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
-Five percent pleasure
-Fifty percent pain
-A hundred percent reason to remember the name
Introvert pro tip: when heading to an event with lots of people, get there early. Enjoy the solitude before you have to interact with the multitudes of people