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I freaked it

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@nickturani @JeffDLowe Massive stock down with the low blow at @nickysmokess because he out smarted you.

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@bennyfazio03 @kingkrabbyp Then in the most dramatic way possible.. had to fly home to mommy and daddies because she was dying of public embarrassment

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@nickysmokess Girls just need to admit they love fucking man whores like you instead of blaming you for being a whore

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@SMJ_flowem @kingkrabbyp I couldn’t even read it because it was that fucking stupid. Calling Hannah out for being a bad friend while being the worst friend by making a blog about her? She didn’t reach out because she didn’t want the drama???

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@kingkrabbyp Whose the bad friend now that you went and made a whole ass fucking blog??? Nail in the coffin of your career

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@stoolpresidente Give him a longer contract

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@BarstoolNate How do you leave out Keegan’s and Pat?

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@stoolpresidente @billy football

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@stoolpresidente @StooliesClub Bring back doooooooogs!

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@Queengreat_bad My theme song is titled “I’m drinking not eating”

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@AustinJenkins07 And that’s why we love you. Some people smell and don’t work on Fridays

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It WAS awesome. Philly fans are the absolute fucking WORST. And that's why they're awesome. Every fanbase should be like them. Love your team, LOATHE anyone else

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@OhioTate Love ya Tate but “no one likes us we don’t care”

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@TVFanatic How is Jace locking his mom in his room and then dying not enough of an emotional impact for you?

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@VivaLaStool @tBushGaming @barstoolsports @Jerrythekid21 @SonOfABoyDad @ConnorMook_ @NickyNumbers194 needs a contract asap

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@BarstoolYak @reedt4723 We need to know more about @reedt4723. Where’d he grow up? Play sports? General back ground info

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@nickysmokess You’re the only hope. You can’t miss the free throws in the fourth

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@reedt4723 @StooliesClub Reeds #burners checking in for reed watch!

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@Eagles You forgot coop

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@OhioTate Why doesn’t he drink? Need to get to the bottom of this