Samwise Gamgee

I have a bit of a headache right now, so I'll right this later.

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I’ve got a sugar rush and I may die soon

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Now she’s making scrambled eggs

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The eggs are super salty but cooked perfectly

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So why did she eat it

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Watching @NotFunctioning make cinnamon rolls.

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@bearbensen @L0stGirls Was this during the storm Alex

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I love Katherine Hepburn. Just came from a walk on the railroad. with a lot of people. The @ thing isnt working and idk every1s twitter...

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Me: I’m terrified of the Backstreet Boys
Therapist: Tell me why
Me:

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@bearbensen Wow. I know this is about me and rude

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@KillingJesse Cut your nails

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@bearbensen Don’t be drinking out of my things in the first place how about? That probably wasn’t even mine, it might’ve been Jamie’s. Because if it was mine then it would have been very very old and from the road trip in April because I only get water bottles as a last resort.

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@NotFunctioning Ohh are those thosegerman cabbage rolls?

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@L0stGirls Sawyer can’t?

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@NotFunctioning That’s my mantra

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@TheLastGiggle @L0stGirls Are you sure about that?

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@awfulcunt @NotFunctioning Still best mom ever