Gretch

if you can't handle me at my worst, then leave because I don't have a best. I'm always awful.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Literally so ungrateful.

[Cameron Chase @OMFGitsCameron]

Autocorrect saves me from looking like an idiot so many times... I can’t count them!! Hey look I dislike math more than English so that’s saying A LOT!!

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@OMFGitsCameron Seriously. I’m not even following that account @notyetdrunk

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@OMFGitsCameron You’re probably kidding but your dad is fr probs a serial killer and I’m sorry you’re his daughter

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@blakesachick Don’t you wake up early every day bitch?

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Just a quick psa: dr Oz is not a good show to have on in the background for kids. My daughter suddenly told me “doll house! I want doll house!” And pointed to the tv and I ignored her for a while til I glanced up and saw this was the “doll house” she wanted

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@awfulkunt fuck you hudson read my last tweet

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

James has been fucking WAILING in my ear for the past hour and I’m about ready to kill me and him just so Lily can go live her life in peace. Seriously gonna drown us both.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@refuse2bcliche also she picked up one of my black cardigans that must look like one of yours? And started hugging it and called it Ewie so I guess she misses you or whatever

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@Refuse2BCliche found ur twitter! Ok so I need you to watch Lil tomorrow I’ll be there at like 9:30ish

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Last night I gave a drunk girl in the bathroom a hair elastic ad she invited me to her wedding in January

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

From cool babysitter's place to hot ac-less house. Fucking fix it already Hudson. (you can tell James' is used to it as he has been with mommy all day)

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

There’s nothing like packing a screaming baby and toddler into your car in the rain, driving to the grocery store, and then realizing you forgot your wallet.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Insane how i can spent Friday night freezing my balls off under two comforters and tonight I’m sweating my balls off while naked.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Goddammit Hudson.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@Hakunasomev0dka only one answer- m u r d e r

call me if u need any help bb sis, i know a guy

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@awfulkunt HUD GET ON HERE.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

@awfulkunt hey i need some holes filled in STAT lets get brunch or something and all compare notes, ur twin was OUT OF CONTROL last night.

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us

[Gretch @awfulcunt]

Greys and chardonay nay