Reed Ivey

sleepy

[D_Siek_02 @siek_02]

Just found out that spidey berry isn’t a thing anymore. Called Kellogg’s to see what was up, heard it straight from them. What’s up with that @PopTartsUS ?

[Buffalo Wild Wings @BWWings]

pain

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Who on earth is keeping Burger King open?

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

I swear some of these songs sound like my mom screaming my name

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Ok hear me out:

An audiobook that is 7 and a half hours of someone breathing and turning pages. Then saying “oh out loud” at the very end. I think that would be funny.

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

@missiwimberly you inspire me

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Imagine growing up your whole life in a orphanage and a family comes in and they choose a RAT over you

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

“Drunken Sailor” to pirates is what “Cha Cha Slide” is to white people

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

I think God was punishing us this past year because of those 2020 vision jokes

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Everyone is always trying to show off with their nice cars, money, and houses. While I’m here with a 64 pack of Crayola crayons with built in sharpener. So I win this battle.

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Does anybody else when they type or write the Wednesday have to pronounce it in their head like WED-NES-DAY?

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

Connect 4 is just a game based on luck unless I win then it’s all strategy

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

@missiwimberly All the time.....

*whispers* what’s weed

[Nickelodeon @Nickelodeon]

I'd rather play this version of Five Nights At Freddie's

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

“Reed, why are you always so tired?” that’s a great question I don’t know the answer to

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

What if Arnold Schwarzenegger after he killed somebody he messes up his killing line. For example if he shot someone and they fell into a body of water he would say “uh...uh he’s...umm...he’s swi..swimming..uhh he’s....umm...very wet”

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

@marcivey Comedy

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

As Einstein once said “Where’s the bathroom cause I have to poop”

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

@BKelnhofer Definitely

[Reed Ivey @_reediv_]

2 year old me - no I’m not eating that it’s gross

Mom - here comes the airplane

2 year old me -