Goldilocks.

My girlfriend this, my girlfriend that.

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

Oh Bawo I just want to come home to someone ondithandayo. 😔

[𝙨𝙮𝙡𝙫𝙞𝙖 𝙬𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙝 @rlynotvon]

nope i buy groceries and drinks and then request an uber and don’t even have the bolt app to check and then i get there and cook for him and wash his feet

[Londy 🤍 @Londssssss]

Yeah no the dating pool ? Ningahlukani nabantu benu guys 😔

[Big S. @Shwe____]

Still haunted by that buying groceries when you visit a man tweet. Yoh ladies, no ways.

[Rory Petzer @RoryPetzer]

Two free range pies and a tiramisu.

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

Wow uyandithanda 😔

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

Hi mos.

[Goose Bradshaw @yk_mayo]

I think so too

[leti @Letangmohlala]

I can’t remember the last time I cleared my shein cart, yeah no I fell down😭

[. @thatomabitsi]

aye bandla keep the virgins,come already freaked out 🙏🏽

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

@hayin_uAvu 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[gqimm shelele💎 @MaDhlomo_]

We need to talk about how you decided on not wanting kids to meeting a very good man who makes you want to give him kids. What’s up with all of that?😭

[Yolanda @you_land_airr]

Bawela iMaternity leave WITHOUT the baby sana

[` @ick_real]

actually you know what
why the FUCK havent we made blenders quieter, we found a way to silence guns, SURELY someone can silence a blender
please
theyre so fucking loud

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

Real. 😭👍

[khanyiithyst @Khanyiithyst]

@LordVizo__ Ghost him. I don’t like bad vibes

[47 @47dbv]

i like fly shit and privacy

[Kayy💋🦋 @itsz_kayy]

Call me immature but I do not like a neutral friend especially if you know the other person did something hurtful or malicious. You will be cut off. Being neutral in moments when you know someone is dead wrong is problematic as hell. A friend to all is a friend to none 🙃

[Goldilocks. @_reeva__]

Post groove depression 😔

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I love unscheduled spontaneous shit. Only if my hair already done.

[Nyeleti✨ @Nyeleti0606]

You can always count on me to never talk to you ever again. That’s my area of expertise.