regina

human disaster. philadelphia eagles fan.

[regina @_reginamd]

@HamillHimself The possibility of you seeing this is approximately 3,720 to 1 :(

[regina @_reginamd]

#BiltAmbassador @BiltRewards

[regina @_reginamd]

@jeremymsmalls @AdamSchefter Dude this is how Adam (and subsequently myself) found out too 😭😭😭😭😭

[kat @districtshields]

peeta: if it weren’t for the baby
katniss:

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The battleground has called for my glorious return. I’m thrilled to say, I shall heed that call.

I have reenlisted.

While my sidearm is permanently holstered — I shall help train other young men to be great soldiers. Please send care packages of squirrel oil and skunk cakes to our basecamp at Stanford. I love you.
— Andrew

[NFL Fantasy Football @NFLFantasy]

Saquon Barkley managers watching him get tackled at the 1-yard line knowing what's coming next:

[regina @_reginamd]

@jeremymsmalls Dallas sucks

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

BREAKING: John Kruk has been elected President of the United States, per source.

[regina @_reginamd]

is this really what our world has come to

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Make Six Packs Great Again.

Vote for Donald J. Trump🇺🇸

[regina @_reginamd]

Nakobe just saved Nick for another week lmao

[regina @_reginamd]

We’re going to lose this game and it’s going to be entirely Nick Sirianni’s fault

[regina @_reginamd]

If Sirianni goes for two one more time I might actually hurdle myself off my balcony

[regina @_reginamd]

@FantasySource_ start at WR2:

[regina @_reginamd]

@MarkMaristch add consistently missing fourth down attempts! preventing our extremely competent kicker from scoring!

blocked punt certainly falls under the disastrous and borderline comical category lol

[regina @_reginamd]

@MarkMaristch he’s my rb1 in fantasy too I am truly baffled

[💖 @twaniimals]

mood

[regina @_reginamd]

I hate this team