Rei

[ianoo @ianoo5_]

What do you do for a living?
Me:

[iano @Iano5_]

If the pussy has stretchmarks just know it's gonna be a lit one

[iano @Iano5_]

Do pastors have other jobs or do they depend on Sundays?

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

What can be the causes of this?🤔

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

One crazy thing about me is i'd rather lose you than an argument

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

The way i turn and look at Car logos while walking i know God won't let me die without owning one.

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

"Doesn't get a fast reply after texting"
Me in my head: 'This is why I don't talk to people'

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

If you’re sharp in university or college, you can achieve financial stability even before graduating

[iano @Iano5_]

My homeboy kept bragging about his girl’s tight punani, so I tasted it.

[iano @Iano5_]

Can a couple with HIV have a kid who’s not HIV positive?

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

my flirting technique is to look at her and wait for her to come to me, it's never worked but that's my technique

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

without asking google…whats the name of this car???😬😬😬

[Rei @_reii1]

@Iano5_ The teacher is a genius

[Cipher @Cipherlgc]

Don't do a mistake of dating a female nurse

[Rei @_reii1]

@aab26_ @KE_MrBlack 😂😂💀

[Abuga with a G🐐 @aab26_]

Twitter really did a number on this guy😭😭😭

[iano @Iano5_]

A teacher entered the classroom and found the chair he was supposed to sit in hanging from the ceiling.

He looked at the students and smiled.
Without saying a word, he approached the chalk board and wrote:

Test: 15 minutes, 30 points

Question 1. Calculate the distance between the chair and the floor in centimeters (1 point).

Question 2. Calculate the angle of inclination of the chair relative to the ceiling and show the calculations performed (1 point).

Question 3. Write the name of the student who hung the chair from the ceiling and the names of the friends who helped him. (28 points)

[Rei @_reii1]

@Iano5_ @dekim_Kalvino Doing what they do best

[iano @Iano5_]

Your loyal girlfriend submitting her Cv

[iano @Iano5_]

Recreating this before the year ends
What about you?