alice

Too busy doing stuff to talk about it

[alice @_rhitweet]

Thank you @slenderbodies

[alice @_rhitweet]

https://t.co/05gM7FIAxW Santa is real, children. You’ve just been bamboozled by Coca Cola and communism.

[alice @_rhitweet]

Dam! Imagine looking like this https://t.co/EN0NscXRvn

[ya motha @fuzzycuntkins]

SUPPORT CHILDREN THAT TELL YOU THEY WANT TO BE ARTISTS

THIS IS WHAT ENCOURAGING A CHILD THAT LOVES TO DRAW GROWS INTO https://t.co/IJaQgBAiTQ

[kev @AwestruckVox]

OK KO straight up did an episode about gun control and they really did not try to be subtle at all. The timing couldn't have been better either, considering recent events.

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

“Is everyone in the girls’ locker room okay?” https://t.co/NaMa60mqrd

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

Emmett Till was killed over a white womans lies.

The entire town of Rosewood was burned down over a white womans lies

The history of Black Death at the hand of white women lying is long and dangerous. Not okay. https://t.co/3tKJBjzM64

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

pick a hopeful song

take a deep breath

open your mouth wide

why are there bees coming out

so many bees

oh god

[alice @_rhitweet]

Something’s not adding up https://t.co/z6TiFqA1OW

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

To topple a country's government, only 3.5 percent of its population has to rise up against it.

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

A guy who keeps telling you he’s a stable genius is like a guy who keeps telling you he’s straight.

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

why is jason mraz

[alice @_rhitweet]

@BLCKSMTHdesign Heterosexuals go to Portland?

[penjamin is now @ghostdraculas @upsidedowntrash]

[at a street brawl]
onlooker 1: fuck him up!
onlooker 2: knock his teeth in!
onlooker 3: kill him!
me: give him the ol’ razzle dazzle!

[the fight stops, everyone turns and looks at me. a bus screeches to a halt. two blocks away a bird flies into a window]

me: razzle dazzle him.

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

Call Me By Your Name

Call Me By Your Middle Name

Call Me By Your Name 3: Name Harder

4 Name 4 Furious

Call Me By Your Name 5: Revenge Of The Fallen

6all Me 6y Your Name https://t.co/mBTj4B2C4C

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

gay culture is taking a huge poop and checking out your abs afterwards

[alice @_rhitweet]

I also like to weigh myself before and after just to see https://t.co/lIhvkze8CM

[Michael James Schneider @BLCKSMTHdesign]

gay culture is taking a huge poop and checking out your abs afterwards

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Sorry for using dead children to advance my controversial political agenda of wanting fewer dead children

[alice @_rhitweet]

Dam lil Debbie https://t.co/7wkteb7yKM

[Little Debbie @LittleDebbie]

Dear Friend,

Valentine's day has ended & perhaps it was an amazing time filled with bliss or perhaps it was a quiet time spent alone. But you know what? Either one of those are ok. Never attach your value & worth as a person to your relationship status.

Love,
Little Debbie