River

girl mama 🎀

[River @_riversolis]

if yo titties don’t bounce when u hit a speed bump u a lil boy

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everybody is going to hell

[mecca ;) @spinbackmecca]

you so muthafuckin stupid 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[‎antónio. @yikesantonio]

this was insane 😭😭😭😭😭

[Ty ☆ @cuteasstyy]

I’ll throw a brick at this nigga head fr

[Kay @kaykayshakur]

This is a 27 year old btw

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

If he didn’t want a bad bitch he shouldn’t have married one

[𝓐 ♛ @am4o_]

Demi lovato admitting she was coked out the entire time they filmed camp rock is making me wanna rewatch it

[T’Kari @TKariAaliyah]

i know a bitch who should’ve been on that submarine

[liyah @hm_liyah]

being new at a job and having 2 follow the person training u around is soooo humiliating i feel like an imaginary friend

[Avy @NOTAVYVERT]

Fat niggas fall and the first thing they do is pull they shirt down

[whatever cocteau twins be saying @synthdaddie]

me n my man don’t argue i put a blanket over his cage and he goes to sleep

[aphrodite @alyvivianna]

me if the last vape on earth was in that sub

[Zane Bearden @ZaneBearden]

me singing both parts to “picture” by sheryl crow and kid rock

[j.wright @duece_]

If you want the submarine back I need 5,000 Salmon and free me cousin from SeaWorld bitch ass niggas.