rachel

[rachel @_rm909_]

men who go to therapy are so hot

[rachel @_rm909_]

Taylor releasing You’re Losing Me from the vault on the day of the Venus/south node conjunction was 100% intentional and nothing and no one will convince me otherwise

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

outlook emails

[trash jones @jzux]

tired of age gap discourse. now let’s do vibes gap discourse, where one person in a couple lights up a room and the other is basically a sim

[rachel @_rm909_]

Share my Spotify top 8 “on repeat” on my instagram story?? Over my dead body, how about I just share the clinical notes from this week’s therapy sesh while I’m at it

[rachel @_rm909_]

I thought the memes about gen z making fun of millennials for being old were a joke until my youngest sister *seriously* said “i can’t believe you were born in the 1900s”

[rachel @_rm909_]

If u ever see me taking pics of u driving it’s not because I’m a stalker it’s bc your license plate has angel numbers and the group chat needs to see

[rachel @_rm909_]

Proud to be the designated friend/family member that others come to after a chaotic week to ask “what the fuck is going on with the planets right now”

[rachel @_rm909_]

whenever I introduce someone to astrology I have an internal battle between deciding if I want to be gentle and send them nice internet articles..or go for the jugular and tell them to download The Pattern

[rachel @_rm909_]

pretty sure I have post-covid POTS but I’m just using it as an additional excuse to justify my love for salt and lying in bed

[rachel @_rm909_]

if I get one more Black Friday marketing text today I’m going to stroke out

[rachel @_rm909_]

If this ship is sinking I’m going down with it

[rachel @_rm909_]

I tried to deactivate and didn’t even make it a full week before realizing the only appropriate place to honestly complain about missing twitter was ON twitter and that’s all it took

[nikita richardson @nikitarbk]

the holy trinity of desk drinks is a big water, a two-hour-old iced coffee and a flavored seltzer.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

“My man comes before my child” yall scare me so bad

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

If a weapon is so dangerous that a squad of police officers are too afraid to confront a single person wielding it, that weapon should be banned.

[rachel @_rm909_]

my family knows me well enough to know that when I celebrate Easter it’s not in a “He is Risen ✝️" kind of way, it’s in a “oh we’ll get her a gift card to a metaphysical shop” kind of way and I just love that