Lindsey Michelle

follow your heart, but take your brain with you.

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

I just found myself on carrot tops Instagram… it was depressing, I don’t recommend it

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Imagine getting on an airplane and flying to West Virginia

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

I’ll never understand why people with a last name like Crockett would name their son David… it’s been done!

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@AaronxRivera So crazy… did you find your MySpace and xanga passwords so you could tell everyone on there too?

[Vulture @vulture]

Shania Twain rn #grammys

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@AaronxRivera I hope not

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@KHer166 I had this thought on Tuesday at 5pm when my hopes and dreams were shattered by bleepmaster

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Nothing better than cleaning with the windows open and listening to music at an almost unacceptable volume

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@KHer166 Definitely not Jessica Bretz

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Nicholas sparks is a monster

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Scrolling through Twitter just so I don’t have to see what every house wife in central PA is selling on fb marketplace

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

I wish I could just put my hair up in a ponytail and be ✨cUtE✨

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

“We got in a fight about what started the Great Depression” -my father

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

If you’re my Amazon driver… sorry I’m advance 🫣

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@KHer166 @gamepro250 Trader Joe’s frozen shrimp are peeled… but have the tails on. Make it make sense.

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

People are selling way too much on Facebook marketplace.. a small trash can for $3???? throw. it. away.

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Sunburn on your knees.. this is my 13th reason

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

@AaronxRivera You probably don’t even know how to do laundry

[Lindsey Michelle @_rogersthat]

Cleaning with the windows open makes me want to wash anything that will fit in my washing machine