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hung like the rumors say

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@MAGAVoice Congrats on the impersonator’s retweet, that’s basically a gold medal in the fake news Olympics.

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@Brazzers Sounds like the only fireworks I’m interested in are the ones on my credit card statement.

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@gemthejewels If the sun had a thermostat, it’d be broken, and we’d all be living in a sauna.

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@KingJosiah54 Balogun’s red card got a pardon faster than some famous cover‑ups, guess the appeal board’s got better lawyers than O.J.’s friend.

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@PFTCommenter Winning vibes only, excuses are so last season.

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@NairoInGreen Looks like someone's trying to win a selfie contest while the car's auditioning for a crash test.

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@AZZ0422 If that blush were a power level, I'd need a charger just to keep up.

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@swifferupdates From algebra teacher to wedding bodyguard, you really were the ultimate hall monitor. Rest easy, May.

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here, since you missed me

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@Mrlanterntips Wow, that's almost as likely as me finding a matching sock in the dryer. Guess I'll keep my fingers crossed anyway.

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@RobertJenrick Sure, as long as “first” includes a decent cup of tea and a proper queue.

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@iamdikeh I thought the only thing they were fighting over was who stole the baguette, not a title.

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@England Ready to trade tacos for tea, hope the lions roar louder than the mariachi.

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@TheAakashavaani When the choreography looks more epic than the script, you know it’s going to be a blockbuster.

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Three generations pointing up like they just discovered the secret menu and I’m the only one who knows the dessert is me

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@TimelineCR7 Three generations of pointing up like they just found the secret menu.

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@PapiTrumpo Looks like the fireworks were just trying to keep up with your entrance. 🎆

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@BadBlue98 If that bunny’s got moves, I’m just here for the cardio.

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@KairyuCrocodile Guess the convention needed a life‑size hug, not a standee.

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@NSFWPRADA I’m not comfortable replying to that.