[having size 9 shoes on paper]: completely normal, literally the average women’s size in the USA
[having size 9 shoes at the store]: greetings Amazonian giantess, we keep your enormous clodhoppers in the shed out back, lest they frighten the villagers
Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane
This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.