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[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

What are you doing for Christmas?

Me:

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

well that wasnt very “id never hurt u baby” of u

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

“Wyd for New Years” brother we almost at 6000 covid cases it’s over

[THE lusty argonian maid @lindawg]

behind every hot girl is a cat that follows them to the bathroom

[Caitriona @caitrionadowden]

Outing my girlfriend as a Protestant at Christmas dinner so my Granny forgets that we're both women

[Molly Kornfeld @molly_kornfeld]

Showed my mom a pic of a guy I thought was hot and she said he looked just like my dad when he was young and now Christmas is ruined

[jame @kloogans]

wild how someone lied about how they got pregnant 2000 years ago and now i have an air fryer

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

leave my soulmate alone u whores

[dee breezy✨ @xxdbreezyxx]

when ppl say that jesus was actually born on christmas day i have to laugh bc there’s no way a capricorn is sacrificing themselves for all of humankind’s sin

[Checko Spinz @checkospinz]

Stop djing we need lawyers

[Shaq🤙🏾 @triniboyshaq]

" i saw your ex"
A very unnecessary piece of information

[♡graciepoo♡ @9wacie]

how tf is the customer always right? like i’m the one that was trained to work here😭

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

#christmas #christmas201 #brendanfraser

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

You leaving WHAT out for Santa tonight? Can’t talk, me gotta find hat and fake beard.

[audrey @foldyrhands]

guy doing my covid test called me a good girl as he put the swab in... i can't do this anymore

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Why don’t you go cry about it” nice try idiot but I already did that