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[Peng🦋 @SusuDpeng]

"A 45 minute nap should set me straight"

4 hours later:

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

An unsent message makes me feel like somebody mumbled some fuck shit

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Life when you get money you weren't expecting

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Genie: you have 3 wishes

Me: I wish I was always right

Genie: ok, you have 2 more

Me: No I have 3

Genie:

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

i miss skipping school. calling out of work is too serious

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the exam is so hard you’re learning new things by reading the questions

[nat @idontcur17250]

maybe in another life i punched that bitch

[blanc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[blanc @dqveed]

me: “i need to go out more”

also me every time i’m free:

[: @_dxllz7]

My laundry hamper is full again.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

me every morning, deciding whether or not to go to work

[Hoops @Hoopss]

A guy wanted to adopt a cat, but he wouldn't leave his brother's side, so he had to take both of them.

[a. 𑣲⋆ ilsu’s gf @lovesdure]

this is the longest monday to friday ever wtf