Rob Schulz

Designer — Proficient in indecisive behavior

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

This will be my tombstone.

[mymind @mymind]

we love graphic design

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@StephenM Don’t you have an elvish ring to hide in a cave or some shit?

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

👇👇👇👇👇👇

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

I sneezed and my Apple Watch alerted me about harmful audio levels.

It’s officially allergy season.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Oyer: Perhaps the most personally upsetting part of the story is the lengths to which the leadership of the department has gone to prevent me from testifying here today. On Friday night, I learned that the Deputy Attorney General’s office had directed the department’s Security and Emergency Planning Service to send two armed Special Deputy U.S. Marshals to my home to serve me with a letter. The letter was to be served between 9:00 and 10:00 p.m. that night.

I was in the car with my husband and my parents—who are sitting behind me today—when I got the news that the officers were on their way to my house, where my teenage child was home alone. Fortunately, due to the grace of a very decent person who understood how upsetting this would be, I was able to confirm receipt of the letter via email, and the deputies were called off.

At no point did Mr. Blanche’s staff pick up the phone and call me before they sent armed deputies to my home. The letter was a warning to me about the risks of testifying here today. But I am here, because I will not be bullied into concealing the ongoing corruption and abuse of power at the Department of Justice.

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

Ayyy, so when Zelensky comes to the White House next he should dress like This.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

The European Mind cannot fathom this level of American greatness

[Acyn @Acyn]

Kaufmann: DOGE claims to have found Social Security loans going to 11 year olds and under. It's a survivor benefit annuity to young children whose parents have passed. That's the problem, billionaires without a clue doing a job they don't understand

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

Andrew Sullivan: "I do not care about the economy if the government in this country claims it can break down anyone's doors, seize anyone with no due process, put them on a plane, and send them to a foreign jail... The last person who did that in this country was called George III."

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@CollinRugg So Elon, who has a long history of saying defamatory shit about others is *checks notes* being a giant hypocritical bitch.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

I cannot tell you how much it infuriates me to see this unelected billionaire knowingly smear arguably our most important social program -- Social Security keeps two-thirds of our elderly out of poverty, able to eat, pay their bills, etc -- to an audience of millions. Unchecked.

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@TheRickWilson Elon’s real-life alt account.

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@krassenstein @elonmusk Nah, homeboy got what he wanted out of the Twitter Buy

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Sorry the conservatives told me they rescued free speech and cancel culture was over

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@libsoftiktok Where’s the video of this, friend?

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@atrupar Sooooo if people with different ideologies than Trump did this say, I don’t know, 17 days ago you’re telling me homeboy would just go “Fuck yeah, what a beautiful group of people. What a love fest.”

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

just two dudes in 2003 not realizing they just made one of the best songs ever

[Eyes On Cinema @RealEOC]

Quentin Tarantino talks about the influence of The Thing on Reservoir Dogs

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@christopherrufo CC on live tv often is delayed and portions tend to get cut as the segment moves onto a commercial

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@elonmusk Lulz. From Grok itself:

AI and Misinformation: Musk's AI chatbot, Grok, has also been reported to disseminate false information, particularly regarding election processes, without the guardrails typically seen in other AI systems.

[Rob Schulz @_rschulz]

@CNviolations Bruh, Trump awarded Rush Limbaugh the medal. Save your outrage for when it matters.