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life is poop, but I love shitting

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Goodnight, sweet world!

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Gn, bitches. Tomorrow exists

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Please look at the stars on my behalf tonight. Goodnight. ✨

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Goodnight again

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Goodnight moon

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@SergeyYoung200 hey your article on longevity mentions LDL, almost certainly you mean HDL (high density lipoprotein) which is the "good" fat. LDL is from saturated fats like animal products

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@ai6yrham you're a hero! I loved reading in WaPo about your rescue effort. Thank you for all you do.

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https://t.co/SUmbjVtN2p crying watching American Ninja Warrior. HALP!

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I think May is my favorite month.

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The great bagel dilemma of 2018

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There are so many things that make me happy!

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Practicing gratitude and also reminding myself how shitty ya bastards are ;-)

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UPDATE! Found out at least one thesis re housewives... I know bated breath and all that.

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send donuts!

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social media, where I learned of both Osama Bin Laden and Hugh Hefner's deaths

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@JordanEller You wanna get caught.

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@JordanEller @zenrunner Always grateful for our friendship (which is a sentiment that doesn't seem to pack enough punch).

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Probs none. Just trying to elevate this sh into art so I can feel better about my insatiable consumption

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How many theses have been written about Wharton & #RHONY

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@JordanEller https://t.co/qYkXPu2KVp