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A weirdo but I'm real though .

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we are all in agreeance that,
the Monster Mash intros with a giant bong rip...right?!
am I wrong?
I don't think I am...

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I hate it when I'm having a good day,
and then I log on for work
and
IMMEDIATELY get pissed off

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When skinny bitches buy the XXL sizes just to wear "cute oversized clothes" they:

1. Are taking away the only size option for some people.

2. Look like they're wearing trash bags on their legs.

3. This is why all the XS are always on clearance and there's no XL.

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They don't even like get us, man

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You gotta know when to hold em,
And know when to fold em

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I NEED to go to Iceland...
Like, I simply fucking MUST.

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’m under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean

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@ATLiensOfficial Hey,
Right back at ya💜

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

It was time, I felt, for a joint.

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Locks freezing-
Shit you actually have to worry about when you live in the North

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"As the world turns, and the chronic burns, and the fiends wait in line just to take they turn
Russian roulette with the fentenyl, gon risk it all just to get it off"

Song ID: Gang Gang
-DJ Hansen

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Down With the Sickness

Gonna need @DrFresch to perscribe me that LL remix to heal me 🤷‍♀️ 🙏

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@Dewidiot 10/10 will miss you here.
1000% understand why you're doing this though

[AKTHESAVIOR @iunderachieve]

Stop trying and just do

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I definitely think that autocorrect has worsened my spelling skills.

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@Griz could literally come back, fart into the mic, and leave and I'd be so grateful 😭💜

The scene misses you dearly!

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We don't talk about how much we under appreciate baristas.

Like they are so patient, polite, ask follow up questions when WE get things mixed up...we do not deserve them. These beautiful queens😭

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@tanamongeau The endless interpretations

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@tanamongeau Hands down,no questions asked: 3 musketeers!!

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@tanamongeau I mean...come on, it would be hilarious