izzy

she/her | funny online | schoolyard bully of @dashiellwood | tail length: 32cm | pfp by @thingamagob

[izzy @_rurf]

uninstalling this app for nazi pedophiles. find me on the other place

[izzy @_rurf]

book 10 of the odyssey

[izzy @_rurf]

@BaldBreens @BasicalliLexi then there’s this really good earthbound inspired rpg

[izzy @_rurf]

@dashiellwood why did you give him nipples

[izzy @_rurf]

nominating @dashiellwood for best jiggle physics

[The Real Game Awards @RealGameAwards]

We're proud to announce the 25 award categories for this year's event, as nominated by YOU, our Voting Members.

We're not just celebrating the best but also making fun of the worst. In addition to the 20 awards for excellence, we also have 5 awards for sucking.

[izzy @_rurf]

honestly pretty impressive considering easily 50% of the script is just quoting other things

[izzy @_rurf]

megalopolis has only three themes and they are:
-woman are ontologically evil
-mark zuckerberg should be allowed to do whatever he wants
-all allegations of sexual misconduct with minors are smears invented to tarnish great artists

[Andrew @anbennison]

Have a problem with an aspect of modern gaming? You're an incel freak!

[izzy @_rurf]

bumping this again for no particular reason

[izzy @_rurf]

also if you were wondering why media outlets don’t make any money anymore it’s because automated ad safety platforms think random nsfw fandom articles are safer bets than actual media

[izzy @_rurf]

unbelievable move to tell me not to post this just to steal the joke smh

[dash @dashiellwood]

single format PlayStation magazines may have sadly come to an end, but the legacy of slutty raiden will live on forever in my heart.

[izzy @_rurf]

@dashiellwood

[izzy @_rurf]

omitting the fact i’m the one who has to drive us there and back,,,

[izzy @_rurf]

@TheChowderhead english inherits this from german, the only difference is that we hit the spacebar a bit more often

[izzy @_rurf]

what life looks like when you turn off other peoples retweets

[izzy @_rurf]

@dashiellwood fake fan everyone knows the purple guy doesn’t pose an active threat to the player

[izzy @_rurf]

@dashiellwood why would you get it on booty shorts if you aren’t anal

[izzy @_rurf]

yo my buddy got one of these and it straight up rusted

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[izzy @_rurf]

he’s courting @dashiellwood’s vote

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

JD Vance: Other than being a wife to this beautiful lady here…

[The New Norm Show @XNewNorm]

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[izzy @_rurf]

@dashiellwood 🤨