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A pathological people pleaser

[ryla @_rylaaa]

Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing.

[ryla @_rylaaa]

@KaceyMusgraves tribute to Dolly 💖🦋 #vmas

[hannah 💗☁️ @prettyxwitty]

i actually think if taylor released shake it off today, you all would crucify her

[Alex Goldschmidt @alexandergold]

Babylon is actually a perfect Taylor Swift song.

[ryla @_rylaaa]

I was just talking about Bob Mackie the other week. I love The Carol Burnett Show & he created over 17,000 pieces for the show. Truly such a talented human.

[julia, u know ill nvr make a fool of ya @Nellythamenace]

You HAVE to enjoy life after you get off work or you gone feel like you slaving away. Like PLEASE go have drinks on a random Wednesday. YES do that beach picnic too. That’s right, go practice pottery on a Tuesday evening. That go to work, go home, go to work, go home shit is 0/10

[delulu @welchmeyer]

guys i don’t care if USPS lost your package once or whatever. if we lose USPS it will impact so. many. people. negatively.

it’s the ONLY program we have required to deliver to EVERY address.

[Emma 🍂 @pinkcl0uding13]

Los que odian a Taylor swift viendo que todos ponen notitas en ig con August

[Nisa ♀ @nisafeminista]

She was killed by him right after she made this video exposing him for being a pedophile.

And THIS is why women it takes years for women to come forward. She refused to stay silent, and it cost her her life.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Some lyric clarifications

“Saw your mom”
Not Suck Your Mom

“Beat your ass into morning”
Not Eat Your Ass In The Morning

“Glad you got your act cleaned”
Not Glad You Got Your Ass cleaned

But honestly sing from whatever place your mind takes you to

[Brando 🐞 @homesickbrando]

Noah Kahan dropping The Great Divide

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

This is the shit that makes me proud to be American.

[Pocket @islandthembo]

so the reason why its so hot outside is because the gates of hell are opening

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Who?

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL to charge a "convenience fee" for paying a bill online. The convenience is for the company. The fee is for you.

[halsey @halsey]

I’m certain my least memorable song will be remembered more fondly and for more time than anything you ever do with your life will be. Everything you say is more “whiny” and “edgy” than I was at any point on that album. But at least I had the excuse of going through chemo.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[pop_insider 🤍🖤 @PInsider_]

🚨 | Both Ariana grande and Taylor Swift are projected to reach #1 on billboard hot 100 next weeks respectively. Dethroning Choosin’ Texas on pride month

[Shinzo Abe Lincoln @SaintJackington]

As someone who had a bar-heavy 20's, if this has happened you you it's because your vibe is bad and you can't read the room. Not because women want to cockblock their friends.