sophie ✨🌙

mariah-jade♥️

[sophie ✨🌙 @_s0ph]

Me: I heard someone used a crisp packet as a condom once.
@KatieHolmess_: but what flavour was is it though?
😂

[sophie ✨🌙 @_s0ph]

The actual audacity of some people. You have time to shag other women, but no time to see your own daughter.

[Scottish Banter @ScottishBantrr]

fuck off 🤣🤣🤣

[lara @laraconnerton]

Canny believe a had to phone the fire brigade yesterday to free ma mum’s heed from the glass shower door n the cat just took the piss whole time

[Find Me 🅿️ @Saywavy]

When i say “ toot toot” you say “beep beep” Robert 🗣

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

I think a large frog was here maybe even a toad

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Horrific. An 18 year woman gave birth in her prison cell alone and bit through the umbilical cord herself because her cries for help were ignored (her baby passed shortly afterwards) and no this didn’t happen in 1542 it happened in England in 2019

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

If you’ve ever seen me drunk, your welcome because I bet your night wasn’t boring.

[Shut up already, damn! @onlychyld]

When I look at how much children cost I am impressed so many of you have multiple.

[AP @ash_smo]

Never deleting FB

[sophie ✨🌙 @_s0ph]

And even with the new way to view payslips, I still can’t see it. Bloody site can’t handle the traffic as usual. Dunno why I’m surprised that I still can’t access it. #tescopayslips #tesco

[sophie ✨🌙 @_s0ph]

Mate I would have stopped paying and got the car repossessed

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

you’re not allowed to miss me if your the reason we don’t talk anymore

[sophie ✨🌙 @_s0ph]

@KatieHolmess_ @hannnahlucy_ Look I just
Don’t wanna cry
Don’t wanna cry
Tears won’t fall from my eyes