gecko mama

i love bein unconscious

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

Driving down the highway this time of year gives me so much serotonin.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

I made a cake for my parents anniversary this weekend and when my grandma tasted it she said she hadn't had a cake with fondant so good since my grandpa made one 🥺 (he's passed away and was a baker)

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

Who would have known that I would have ended up relating so much with the sad old country songs I grew up hearing my dad listen to lol

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

@ThreeToeJoe Would humans blow away if said paperweight was not on them?

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

I *strongly* dislike waking at normal hours of the day i.e. 7 am, 8 am and even 9 am

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

@birnsi 😍 i must go

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

@birnsi @GnocchiDocchi Actually wait my bad, I know of a *Lara Thompson lol

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

@GnocchiDocchi @birnsi No haha, shes harmless

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

Learning how to crochet is hard yet also addictive + soothing. Anyways, thats my excuse for being up until 4 am today

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

Reminder that geckos are basically just reptilian parrots and you can do things with them on your shoulder all day (until they decide to crap that is) and yes that is exactly what Chestnut decided to do after i took this picture.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

The best kind of hair tie.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

I cleaned bloody instruments today and that makes me happy

[Snek Momther @GnocchiDocchi]

Obviously life and his son’s sacrifice are two of God’s greatest gifts.
But boy does cereal hit high on the list for me.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

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[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

I think what's so satisfying for me to find white speckles of hair on my head is that its like, ah yes, I'm finally staring to look the part of my 70 year old back and hip pains as well as my mental loss.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

On my days off i just basically live in the same clothes on repeat because 1. Comfort and 2. Less laundry

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

@GnocchiDocchi I used to cut my bangs all the time, even before covid but now i let them go freeee

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

New stay at home regulation?
Buy yourself a new pair of sweatpants.

[gecko mama @_s3n3c4]

This morning i present to you a grumpy clementine on porple pyjamas.