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Spurs Season Ticket Holder

[ab @abdvlahi]

This is your destiny when you’re not into regular bloke stuff like footy and gym

[keegan @Keegan59992745]

Me when my burrito starts ticking after I say something negative about Israel

[nukewar @nuke_war_]

Why do Chinese call everything Ali? Aliexpress, Alibaba, Alipay. Are they Shia?

[Leo Gibbons @Layo_FH]

Alfie Whiteman was reported to have been on £7,500 per week during his final years at Tottenham. Around £390,000 a year, to turn up 5 days a week, do a few hours of gym work and training, eat lunch and then go home every day. As 4th choice keeper, he probably wouldn’t have to do much arduous travelling each week as he would rarely be in the squad.

He retired at 27 having made more than I’ll make in my lifetime. All the spare time he had meant he could train for his second career as a film director and photographer. He could also spend a lot of time on his passions and hobbies like djing and updating his Letterboxd.

[Hassan @hasn4na]

He's got the kind of happiness you can only get from being an inbred UK mirpuri

[jam @B0OB1E5]

me trying to get PIP

[huss🇰🇵🇷🇺 @huss9841]

Uk south asian men are actually so embarrassing im crying, he thought this looked so cold 💀

[Alan Fisher @alanthefisher]

genuinely not joking when I say that the housing crisis killed this type of music

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

How Mamdani’s going to be moving next week

[J @YXNG_J21]

PS5 just turned itself off playing wolverine, GTA6 is in 2 months

[Callum🗿 @CaliJ98]

“Surely that’s not his actual ki-ahhhh”

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

car been making a weird ass sound for weeks then i hit a pothole so hard the problem disappeared

[Adam Nathan @adamdnathan]

That’s Solanke fucked for tonight

[17coys @17ccoys]

At least we didn’t eat a goal from Delap @AstonVilla

[Kim Edwards @KimEdwards48]

Tivo for next Saturday

[☆ @Goatketiah]

matheus fernandes and savinho when you think theyre gonna shoot

[🇭🇷 @luka_thfc]

We are basically jacking off but not ejaculating when we get in a good position.

[﹒ @aroyagain]

Olise seeing autistic shouts when he was going for ‘Mr Nonchalant 😂😎’

[normal guy on here @sacblunt]

Notice how Hesh wasn’t there 🤔