Rishi Suri

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[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

Le my friends after preparing for JEE and doing BSc. And then giving UPSC says:
"Life mein sirf ek goal hona chaiye"

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

Naam ke according "Libra" hu
Or DOB ke according "Leo"
Shyd tabhi zindagi k "L" lge pde h...

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

Two simple ways to get into IIT:
Ya toh "Raat Kota mein"
Ya "Jaat quota mein"

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

I am so innocent that if you slap me and say:
"Mummy qasam maine nhi maara"
I'll believe.

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

Life was easy when I used to say:
" O bete ki jaan "

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Now I am missing Amit Shah more than my college 🙃

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I'll never date a girl named Ishu
Kyonki life mein pehle hi boht issue h

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

explaining "Nun" to my parents:
Me: Female father is called Nun

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When you revive another queen, having one on the board already
Then King:

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She is a She is an
Child labour : actress :

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@GarwickR As cool as liquid ammonia 😄

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@thiemechemistry @q_michaudel @TAMU Wow! ✨

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@OrganicBhoy Congratulations buddy!

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@SquirrelBalls2 ✨✨

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My biggest flex is that I never wrote "Jai mata di" on answer sheet

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Kids nowadays are asking for their B'day treats at restaurants...Whereas we were happy with just Trimax Gold or Kinder Joy.

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Beautiful part is even muslim guard uncle used to reply with ram ram

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Talk to a girl nicely and the next thing you know is she's thinking that you're in love with her

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Talk to a boy nicely and the next thing you know is he's in love with you????

[Rishi Suri @_saint_suri]

@KhanInsherah Talk to a girl nicely and the next thing you know is she is thinking that you're in love with her

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*No one*
Jambavan reminding Hanuman ji his powers: