TheOneTrueSly

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

People who say “I can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing religious freedom.

People who say “You can’t do that, it’s against my religion” are practicing authoritarianism.

[janen't 🪷 @nosoyjanes]

Propongo sacar a USA del mundial y que regrese Cabo Verde

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

For those confused, here’s a former MOSSAD director admitting that they treat injured ISIS and Al-Qaeda fighters. “it’s for humanitarian reasons, as it’s always good to treat your enemies in a humane way” he says. But when asked if they can treat injured Hezbollah fighters too, he replies with an emphatic NO.

What other proof do you need about the real sponsors of terrorism?

[HEXALIZADO @Omardeideais]

O cara ainda estava ajeitando a barreira, o messi bateu e ele ainda pegou.

O NOME DELE É VOZINHA PORRA, HERÓI NACIONAL

[Ma Wukong 马悟空 @Ma_WuKong]

Está el concepto de «humillación» y luego está celebrar los cumpleaños del país que te tiró dos bombas atómicas.

[Rk @RkFutbol]

This Argentina team is basically "what if Atletico Madrid had Lionel Messi"

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

that cape verde goal scorer said if i don’t see my girl i’m not going back to play

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Incredible

[#1 Daryl Morey Enjoyer @sthsthburner]

You're having fun rooting for an African team and all of a sudden here comes Ghana.

[Balota Romântico @balotaromantico]

Você jamais será esquecida Cabo Verde

[Zito @_Zeets]

I need to visit Cabo Verde. I need to kiss the ground. I need to shake every person’s hand and thank them individually for what they’ve given us.

[Matthew Doyle @MattDoyle76]

Whatever happens, it's clear this World Cup will be remembered as the Last Dance for the two greatest players of this generation, and maybe ever:

Lionel Messi and Vozinha

[Lalito Prime @LalitoPrime2004]

Transformers 2007.

Ending.

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

My advice to anyone starting out:

Develop a very strong opinion about yourself.
Know exactly who you are & who you are not.

If you don't, someone else will try to tell you who you are, and you might just start believing them.

[noor 🇫🇷🇲🇽🇪🇬 @ahsokamidala]

usa v belgium and spain v portugal are the worst matches ever because i want all four teams to lose

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

We gotta get rid of VAR to preserve the spirit of football: bad ref calls forcing fans into decades-long national grudges that make them insane

[Dr Craze @crazeclown]

‘When baboons heard that the farmer who used to chase them from the maize field died, they celebrated with joy. But the next year, there was no maize at all. That’s when they painfully realized the farmer they thought was their enemy was actually the farmer who grew their food.”

[Rajat Suri @rajatsuri]

Does anyone from Silicon Valley want to explain to FIFA the concept of margins of error, and buggy sensors?

If the results of a ball sensor doesn’t pass the eye test, it’s the sensor that’s wrong not the eye

[H_R_V @SpacemanAp]

The resume of every single Tinubu cabinet member. The US will convinct this guy, and give him a deal, “if you don’t want to spend the rest of your life in jail, you’ll go to Nigeria & start a political career sponsored by the state department & your job is what we say it is”.

[Jude Bela @realJudebela]

When we criticize religious leaders for failing to call out bad leadership, and for extravagant spending on large auditoriums while people suffer from lack of jobs and hospitals, people say we should face the leaders and leave the religious houses out of it because they’re not the government. I agree, they’re not the government. Pastors shouldn’t be held accountable for the lack of good roads, hospitals, or schools for the average person.

But now, tell me, why are these same pastors trying to convince the average person that the work of security is in the hands of God, and that the government has done its best? Are you people not mad like this?

God is not building us hospitals. God has looked away from our bad roads. God seems not to be interested in building factories for us. And, quite frankly, we’re not angry with Him for looking away from all of this, because we have a government that collects our taxes, manages our resources, controls our money, and regulates our trades. That government has access to our national treasury, and all we’re asking of them is to use what we have to build a society where humans can live.

And now you, who have been saying we should leave you alone because you are not that government, are telling us that our security can only be fixed by God? You mean the God who has abandoned our schools, our hospitals, our roads, and has failed to build us a single factory? You mean that God will now go into the bush to rescue the children He watched get kidnapped?

Again, are you people not mad like this?