Sallymander 😈

Overworked and short. 🤡🏳️‍🌈🖤✨ 28. | Part-Time Demon. | Full-Time Lesbian. 🤷‍♀️

[Sallymander 😈 @_sallermander_]

@courtneyconquer I BELIEVE IN U

[Sallymander 😈 @_sallermander_]

@courtneyconquer Reverse groundhog

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@courtneyconquer YES MA’AM

[MEAT @ next shop update: 6/25 @ 7pm CST! 🍖 @meatflavors]

shrimps is bugs

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Erin 𓅹 @_ErinLee]

hey please tell your guinea pig I said WEEEEEEEEEEEPweeep weeep weep weep weepweepweep weeeeep, she’ll know what I mean.

[virgoest virgo @themarissarae]

I bought an iPad cus yall said people with an iPad have they shit together and now I’m just a bitch with an iPad fighting for my life who lied?????!!!!!!???

[Sallymander 😈 @_sallermander_]

@thecatmatt A man who understands me

[clem @santraluvr]

smoking weed when you have a cat must be so nice like damn I'm high and oh my god hi baby meow meow

[⭒Balimbing⭒ @JustineLucyyink]

They had free airbrush shirts at the convention 🔥

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@courtneyconquer Oh this is FABULOUS

[🧛‍♀️ @glampirelestat]

me age 13: been getting really into vampires lately
me age 18: i can’t remember the last time i’ve felt genuine happiness
me age 26: been getting really into vampires lately

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to have an upstairs ibuprofen bottle and a downstairs ibuprofen bottle.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

he’s casting a spell on you

[Sallymander 😈 @_sallermander_]

Fuck today. Today fucking sucks.

[Andy Cole @AndyCole1984]

Canadians that wear MAGA hats are just the stupidest people alive. All you do is look like an asshole.