Sally koch

rock out with my koch out

[Sally koch @_sallykoch_]

Turns out my dad is actually Pitbull

[Brady @19brady9]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips

[🅳🅽🅱 🆃🅷🅾🆃🆃🅸🅴 @dnb_txmilf]

when I call you "bb" it stands for
baked bean, remember that

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

The anxious urge to say "no worries either way" when you are actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

[Nathan Cykiert @nathancykiert]

can't wait for school plays again so we can get more moments like when my friend played Peter Pan

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

Am I...am I about to fight these bagels?

[sio @bestinsio]

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

[Where in the World is… @OhJodi_]

Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your second stimulus.

[ellie @elainebenesgf]

it's too late he's already on his way

[Luke Pearson @thatlukeperson]

Birthday card from my three year old

[cal? @cal_gif]

excuse me WHAT?

[Brady @pebbut]

This speaks volumes

[👑 @__princessaf]

Why is playing with her like this 😂😂😂😂

[David Wehle @DavidWehle]

I could watch old Hollywood outtakes all day.

[Sally koch @_sallykoch_]

If FaceTime is called FaceTime why aren’t regular calls called EarTime?

[Rama @rama__bhat]

Ima look like Mentu-emhat at the 8am final tomorrow #wondersofthenile

[Sally koch @_sallykoch_]

Egyptian names were composed of a god name and a verb, the names “Seth” and “Osiris” were avoided because they were associated with chaos and death...and who wants their baby associated with those things?! #WondersOfTheNile

[Sally koch @_sallykoch_]

Hatshepsut was a female Egyptian king. She was depicted as male not because people were against a female ruler but because it was traditional for kings to be shown as men in Egyptian art #WondersOfTheNile