sal

gettin stoked on the constitush

[sal @_sallylott_]

ladies, if he...
-doesn’t text u back
-never likes ur insta pics
-doesn’t return ur calls
-loves the hey song
-fake laughs at his own jokes
-occasionally runs into poles
-says phenomenal a lot

he’s not your man.
he’s daviess county principal matt mason.

[sal @_sallylott_]

to the dudes on campus who wear shorts & t-shirts even though it’s 45 degrees:
i am unimpressed

[sal @_sallylott_]

one of my biggest sources of joy is writing a whole paper in the default arial, font size 11, single space and then switching it to times new roman, 12 font, double space and watching it magically hit the page requirement

[sal @_sallylott_]

been rly craving one of those coke slushees from the target food court what about y’all

[sal @_sallylott_]

in the mood to quit school & watch mamma mia

[sal @_sallylott_]

if my professor could stop DROPPING THE MICROPHONE during his lecture videos that would be so great !! i swear i have a heart attack every time 😊😊😊

[sal @_sallylott_]

@rileealaine facts

[sal @_sallylott_]

don’t use private jets as your regular transportation 💔🌎

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Climate change is real 💔🌎

[sal @_sallylott_]

this aged well.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

[sal @_sallylott_]

buddy all your thoughts/prayers/support haven’t fixed a damn thing yet.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

We need to come together as a country and pray for and support the El Paso community.

Let’s not make another tragedy about politics and gun control.
https://t.co/zhv9YayKW1

[sal @_sallylott_]

everyday the ‘president’ reaches levels of stupidity that I previously never thought were possible.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

So interesting to see “Progressive” Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

[sal @_sallylott_]

live from the dining hall:
“the Amazing Clay was my BURDEN not my PRIVILEGE” @Annapieiscool

[sal @_sallylott_]

#livefromthepavillion ‘are they allowed to HOLD the pantyhoe ??’ @kkelseyjane

[lydia burns (parody) @lydiakburns]

Lizzo’s “Boys” as presidents, a thread:

[sal @_sallylott_]

une roi une loi une foi @phowardgocats

[sal @_sallylott_]

why have a straight pride parade when u can just go hangout at a hobby lobby or chic fil a drive thru line

[sal @_sallylott_]

ap psych students: happy halloween !

college board: don’t you mean annual activity where masked children go door-to-door to receive candy?

student:.... yes..?

[sal @_sallylott_]

@rileealaine o damn can’t wait !!!

[sal @_sallylott_]

#wgi2019 #WGIColorGuard #wgi
still crying over Bellbrook tbh

[sal @_sallylott_]

#wgi2019 #WGIColorGuard #wgi hey people of the Jumbotron !!!

[sal @_sallylott_]

wow so excited to be attending Ja Morant University in the fall !!!
#shoesup #goracers