ains 🫠

I really like bread and bees (she/her)

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[C.J. Toledano @CJToledano]

I don’t know why we hate on Pete Davidson so much when he’s the one famous white male comedian who dates OLDER women.

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

My Alexa is connected to my moms & I always get these alerts so now she just texts me whenever the show she’s watching makes a loud noise 😂😂😂

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

Honestly being pro birth is one of the stupidest political standpoints there is

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

@MelaninMa6ic Lmfaoooo I am dead 😂😂 I thought they just made that up

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

Wait is this where bobs burgers got that episode from 😂😂😂

[CAN Bus Dutch @CanBusDutch]

@AlyssaM_InfoSec @lipsticknlyricz Is this the Karen that owns the diner?

https://t.co/SngQpLyY0U

[Ryo @lilassdummy]

How can I be hotter and less unhinged?

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

She’s a 10 but she supports Britney through her weird Instagram phase so she’s a 1204575802

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

My vaccine works a lil too good I’m starting to have fomo on getting covid 🥴

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

I could def be an actress. I have plenty of practice just from pretending I don’t know where my daughter’s toys went after I got rid of them because she hasn’t played with them in a year. 10/10 performance

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

@Ginger_Bell_ @BreannaJoMorga1 @pb_and_garlic Yessss pineapple jalapeño & bacon is my go to

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

I made Quinn a chore chart today and I put “no whining all day” on it and it’s the smartest mom move I’ve made all year … and I put the biggest reward on it if she checks it off all week 😂

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

@dionnataccetta_ I told her her hair looked beautiful and she goes “yeah my hair always looks beautiful mom” 💁‍♀️

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

Quinn had her first real haircut today does anyone wanna join me in crying?

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

@wildfl0wermama There’s no way people are talking about my fav family like this nuh uh who wants to fight

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

Men are seriously terrifying

[ains 🫠 @_sallytomato]

@RichardLovato19 @hoemie_ That is a lot of cliches to fit into only 240 characters

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican