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• 𝔸𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕟𝕖𝕪 • 👩🏼‍⚖️ ⚖️ Retweets ≠ endorsements. Opinions are my own and not the views of my employer. ✌🏻

[𝕊𝕒𝕝𝕞𝕒𝕒 @_salmaa07]

At least something good came out of #2020.

I passed all my board exams, Alhamdulilah 😭❤️
#Attorney

[Dialed In Bookkeeping @DIBookkeeping]

If you had toddlers who want to work on your computer, show them this

https://t.co/8jivomcgJx

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

you know who really toxic? TODDLERS.

they terrorize you, destroy the house, and test your patience ALL day... then come cuddle like they haven't been acting like a felon since 7am.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

I’m REAL heavy on “my child doesn’t have to know any of y’all.” 😂🤷🏽‍♀️I’m not forcing 💩 when it comes to my kids.

[®️ E L E @ReleGlo]

when life surprises you with a baby, be the best parent to your child.❤

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

Hey babe! Okra water will have you pregnant. Cranberry juice will clear out your bladder. Beet juice will keep your period on schedule like it’s clocking in for work. Aloe vera juice will heal your gut. Celery juice will make your skin glow. Chlorophyll water will have you smelling like a fresh breeze even when you sweat. Lemon water will snatch your bloat and your attitude before noon. Thank me later 😘

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

My child, my rules & I don’t care what you think about that.

[🕊️ @lichthauch]

God sends small children into the world to expose men. you think you are holy until a three year old throws a bowl of cereal at the wall for the third time. you think you are patient until you have not slept for five nights straight, and the baby is still screaming. every half man, is found out by his own offspring. children are judges, sent in miniature to read your verdict out loud. God could have judged us from the throne. instead, he sent us toddlers. more effective

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

The best part of my life calls me Mommy 🥺🖤

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Pregnancy is HARD. Labor is HARD. Giving birth is HARD. Maintaining a good relationship with your partner during postpartum is HARD. Being a mother is HARD. Trying to love yourself while adjusting to a new body and life while still tending to a newborn is HARD.

Mothers have it HARD and still make it look so EASY. Don't discredit yourself girl it really is HARD. You just hold it all together. I see you.

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

I’m an eldest daughter which means I’m automatically irritated by your incompetence because I was never given room or grace to be imcompetent. I won’t be elaborating. The daughters who know get it.

[Tshayingwe @LukanyoMngqolo]

We are experiencing Odyssean Malaria ( suitcase malaria) where these female mosquitoes have travelled across these borders and made its way to JHB.

Rainy, damp, humid areas are where it thrives.

Take care of yourselves. It’s not just a normal flu. You will DIE

[Deisine @TDeisine]

If you know your husband is not supportive in house chores and childcare, please and please, give birth to the number of kids you can comfortably take care of. Kindly ignore that advice of having all your kids in a short period of time. You will suffer!

[Dr. Hood Possum @DrLungi_Mashele]

Glad the GLP-1 chat outside of weight loss is being had.

The benefits are simply too incredible to ignore.

From dementia, PCOS, inflammation, endometriosis, blood sugar control, reduced risks of cardiovascular disease and stroke, reducing substance addiction and liver fat…

[Jev @Jevrix9]

The way you treat a woman when she's pregnant or postpartum will stay with her forever. Within those most vulnerable moments, she'll see who's truly there for her and who isn't. Give her a hard time while she's already drowning, and I promise she'll never look at you the same again.

[Tulio de Oliveira @Tuliodna]

As we return to work and school, it's crucial to be aware that the flu season is rapidly increasing in South Africa. We may be experiencing this year, a more severe Flu/RSV/COVID-19 season, due to a multitude of factors, such as a new strain of Flu, H3N2 Subclade K and the COVID-19 BA.3.2, which seems to infect children easily. Here a detailed interview of what to expect on the winter Flu infections at Spotlight - https://t.co/yCWlwFhkqF

[Tanya @tanyaelisabethh]

One day, sooner than you think, the noise will quiet, the interruptions will slow, the small hands will no longer reach for yours, and what will remain is not the stroller you bought or the sleep you lost, it will be the relationship you built.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

A lot of y’all look like good fathers because your kids have a solid mom holding it all together.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

PLEASE STOP making it seem like it’s normal for the mother to have all the responsibilities for the kids. It’s not normal. It’s stressful and draining.

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Judge me but I think postpartum depression depends on the husband and not the fact that you have a baby

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Ngl a toddler grabbing your hand to walk somewhere is one of those things that make you feel good inside, no matter what's going on.