Saloni Maheshwari

Productivity & Automation Enthusiast

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

How do people celebrate pay raise at the cost of smaller team?
Most importantly with whom do you celebrate?

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

The more time you spend with your grandparents, the more you realize nothing is worth crying over—except bad teeth and knees until death hits you.
Lose a job? -You’ll find another.
Skip flossing? -You wanna die toothless and alone.

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

Half hour buffer rakhne wale log kya jaane 2 minute ki kimat.

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Perks of being an Adult (and living in Ahmedabad too!)

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Having ChatGPT history organized is the new ‘Inbox Zero.’ If your AI chats look like a well-curated research archive, congrats—you’ve officially unlocked peak efficiency flex.

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

After a point it is GREAT if holistically everything is working at a 70-75% efficiency.

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

Current health status: need a warm up routine before walking.

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@AB_Collective Any plans to perform in Ahmedabad soon?

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@Rohan_Choksi 12,00,000*

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Modiji’s 12th budget, ₹12 lakh exemption—purely “coincidental,” of course!

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

Music is very forgiving, the audience listening to is difficult.

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A situation at peace stays at peace unless acted upon by an external force.

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@Rohan_Choksi Weekend!

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It’s easy to empower someone when you have an upper hand, but it is hard doing it with someone on your level—it’s a whole different game.

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@Rohan_Choksi Come home

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It’s funny how when my parent misses a train, I’m already drafting the group chat jokes. Is this how good daughters behave?

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Learnings from Indian Idol:

Don’t say tumhari baat sunke neend aati hai; say they’re like a warm razai on a chilly winter night.

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

Everyone is Marwari in difficult time.
Everyone is Marwari in their super rich time. (especially wedding)

[Saloni Maheshwari @_saloni_08]

Imagine watching your boss on Shark Tank casually drop their salary while you’re at home calculating if you can afford avocado this week. Next salary discussion is going to be easy and interesting.

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Tagline: “Hum kar ke dikhate hai”
Interpretation : Hum (kaise bhi) karke dikhate hai.

Iykyk!!