wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed

i’m like if a girl was an uncle.

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

no longer accepting drama or negativity from men, of any kind. if you have beef with me i will only accept it via monetary compensation

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Ask for more sis. The universe is not on a budget.

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

life’s been a little exhausting lately but I’m so lucky because everything works out for me ✨

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

before we fuck around and find out, just know that I know exactly what charges I can catch and still keep my job

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

@DudeTheBagMans it’s the salmon that gives true hoochie daddy

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

just ended the second most toxic friendship I’ve ever had, that I kept purely out of obligation because they have no other friends, even though they’re a negative, selfish person. (explains the lack of other friends) your girl is FREE

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

I’ve been saying for years now that if Snapchat is your main source of contact for me, we don’t actually have anything to talk about

[brayan bello defender🙂‍↕️ @tessiesbestie]

I can’t keep doing this

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

@hippojuicefilm you know being homophobic is actually SO gay coded right? because why are you so concerned with @HunterBiden’s sexuality to the point of trying to insult him with it?

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

oh 🥹

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

it’s Sunday, tims hungover and I’ve been playing 2000s rnb since 8 AM because it’s pretty Ricky Ricky Rickyyyyy

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

Hunter is the biden we didn’t know we needed

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

thoughts and prayers to those of you with toxic MILs- mine knows exactly who her son is

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

2:22-2:50 in misery business is an immediate serotonin boost

[wednesday adams mothers cousin, twice removed @_saltqueen]

there is no trophy at the end for doing it alone or suffering in silence FYI-