sam bernstein

the very tired girl

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

@LouisTheChild Looking for two tickets for tonight if anyone has any pleaseeee and thank you!

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

@Griz Yes!!! Let’s do some BP! There’s a field near Cherry Creek that’s perfect!!!

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

@r_obert909 Public speaking!!!!!

[jake @HoungSheldon]

Get rid of Greek life at all colleges and replace it with Italian life. every chapter is named after a deli meat

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

Lower your voice

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

I want u

[lilliana @lillianacutiee]

bisexuals put a space and !! at the end of every sentence

[bird @birdeat3]

my head is full of mashed potatoes

[lucy @heylucymay]

what is their soundcloud https://t.co/AlClmznzpH

[Gigi Engle @GigiEngle]

Turns out my top 3 hobbies are:

1. Drinking lattes at coffee shops
2. Going to nonessential businesses
3. Touching my face

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

panic! at home

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

due to everything sucking i’ve decided to sauté a little garlic and onion

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

I just lost the game

[ALISON WONDERLAND @awonderland]

I miss the good ol days when I could hug people & lick door handles

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

Taking this downtime to revamp my Spotify aesthetic. I am becoming that bitch and it feels so good

[sam bernstein @_samalama_]

I feel attacked

[CRYPTOCURRENCY COACH 👩🏻‍💻 @Coach__Linda]

Rise and grind twitter about to be in shambles two weeks into quarantine when they realize productivity isn’t a real identity

[jen merritt!!! @jennifermerr]

quarantine got me acting like a roomba. no purpose no direction just bumping into stuff and occasionally doing a half-assed job cleaning something