Samantha♕

somewhere in the middle

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

thinking about how if I was a lesbian there’s a 50/50 chance that I would actually not have to be the pregnant one

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

if you haven’t had at least one mental breakdown at your job then you haven’t worked there long enough

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

if he won’t jam to The Big Rock Candy Mountain then he ain’t the one

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

mama, he’s crazy

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

this could be the year for the real thing

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

idk who needs to hear this but there is a little boy on Main Street in calico selling lemonade for $1 please go buy some he is so cute

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

boys who say they want to live in log houses are just male versions of girls who are in to cottagecore

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

“You look so happy.” Thanks, it’s because I am. 🥰

[Trill Jackson @Im_0n1]

“I might pull up “ - i will not be coming

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

if you don’t like your life then you should go and change it

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

Who would have thought I would end up in a happy, healthy relationship with a man that actually likes me. What a plot twist

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

my phone no longer autocorrects fuck to duck. It corrects it to “fuckkkk” & I can’t decide if that’s hilarious or sad

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

I never thought of ever leaving Butcher Holler

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

@BevillEliza

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

I’m really not sure why pisces have such a reputation for being softies & so sensitive. Like I may be a cry baby on the inside but on the outside I’m a whole bitch. I mean Rihanna is a pisces. JWOWW is a pisces for Christ’s sake. Put some respect on our name.

[Samantha♕ @_samanthamaee]

@rbcottre Yesssssss