Sam cooper

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@Nigel_Farage Bit like your self mate

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My racist, UKIP voting father-in-law thinks he voted for Brexit. He gave me his postal vote to put in the post box but I put it in the dog poo bin instead.

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg 🤡

[Daily Star @dailystar]

Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer? https://t.co/iV0JSiaPey

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@jamesdeeganMC Standard

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@Jaykae10 Dipppppppppp 👀👀

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@Lord_Sugar Do me a favor

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@bootlegger1974 cheers captain for the message! Having a Pilsner baby all the best! 🍺

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

Brilliant 😂

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

2 months sober today! :)

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

One thing I DON’T miss during lockdown is having to bring a little Tupperware container to people’s houses to poop in so you can bring the poop home to flush down your own toilet. RT if you agree! 💫

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@rickygervais @purbrooktony 🥁

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@TheGrimeReport What a lemon

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

@Femi_Sorry @tomsegura

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

Sick

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Donald Trump’s coronavirus journey, from Covid is a “hoax” to needing supplementary oxygen. How a disaster unfolded. Sound on.

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

Happy Birthday Babs! #frenchbulldogs

[Sam cooper @_samcooper__]

Walking my buddy in #haarlem this morning!