DJ no chill

im just here for the free food

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

The Hollywood scene is the Tapout of America

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

@NotYourBlackPal ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

@KimKardashian Same

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

happy Dress-Like-Your-Armenian-Mother-Goddess-Of-Pop Day also known as Halloween weekend to you common folk @cher

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

ahh #tweetyourdrafts

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

please twitter we're still waiting for the edit button!

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

someone tell me why the blue tank top emoji is not with the rest of the clothes emoji

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Wait it's legit National Snake Day?!?!?They have holidays for everybody, I mean everything these days! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

Men explaining sports at lunch! Mansplaining!

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

the serotonin whisperer

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

I just opened multiple texts that are over a month old whoops

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

@BIGBABYDRAM you can call me an uber anytime ✨

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

Y'all ever heard the one about the girl who's mom found her vibrator/ dildo when mailing her the rest of her belongings?

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

Don't talk to me today unless it has to do with the wild thoughts vid thx

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

Tequila turns me into a networking hoe

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

Sincerely, I have never needed a Bloody Mary more than I do in this moment (this moment being me hungover at me desk, a professional)

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

*attempting to skateboard

[DJ no chill @_samegirlsame]

I think I broke my butt skateboarding