Samantha Epstein

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

@timmmahy That's girl math

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I think we can all agree this game doesn’t count because Nebraska tried to murder Johnny Davis

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

@LoverOfTrains I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yogurtland closed :/

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

@timmmahy @coolbeansryan @LoverOfTrains Easy there buddy or your gonna move down the crush list

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

@coolbeansryan @LoverOfTrains I'm here for this if it makes me famous

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

The couple that the world deserves! #TheBachelor #Bachelor #bachelorabc #BachelorNation #briforbachelorette #NationalWomensDay

[Nicky @nickturani]

Ladies take notes!

Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.

[Dylan @therealDBcoop]

DG came to support I love it

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Badgers by a trillion

[summer @summerzajac]

The devil works hard but Chris Harrison works harder #BachelorInParadise

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

People are now telling me the girl had 10 boyfriends so it cancels each other out? But isn’t that the nature of the show? She gets to date and fuck everybody. You don’t get to date and fuck anybody but her. Those are the rules. Don’t like it don’t play. #bachelorette

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

"I didn't think I had a girlfriend but then you made me list all of the things we did together and it turns out I did have a girlfriend which is tough"- Jed basically #TheBachelorette

[E! News @enews]

Tonight we're rooting for one person and one person only. #TheBachelorette

[BayAreaFutureCouples @BayAreaFC_]

Rachad atie and sam epstein

[Francesca @BarstoolFran]

Hannah just wanted to try to bone four guys instead of three. Respect. #TheBachelorette

[RYMO @coolbeansryan]

Iguodala’s jersey deserves to be in the rafters when it’s all said and done .

[Jenn Cammel @Jenn_Camm_]

Tyler sits next to Luke as if he has a contagious disease #TheBachelorette

[Niki Bell @nicoletteholly]

no one:

not a single soul:

#TheBachelorette producers:

[Samantha Epstein @_samepstein]

@kirstenclarkk SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK RT

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Put an asterisk next to this title now for Toronto. Sucks.