Samantha K

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

if you're drunk & you drive.. you get charged. if you're drunk & you commit a murder.. you get charged. but don't worry !!! if you're drunk and sexually assault & rape someone, it's not your fault.. because you were drunk.

do u see what's fucking wrong here?

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

gotta love hangxiety ✨

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Grammys, March 2021.

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

u wonder why men scare me?

a 30 year old man from my first year english class msgd me and told me he had a dream that we had a 4 year old son together. goodnight!

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

god is a woman #InternationalWomensDay

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

why pay for therapy when driving through the city and blasting music is free?

[diana 🦢 @dirtyydian]

Sorry i told you about my mental illness do you still think i’m hot

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

me and the homies once we're all vaccinated

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

me after opening up to someone

[caleb🃏 @cxlxbbb]

you just had to be there

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

@dukerachell we can name it coventry ✨

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

@dukerachell baby i love you, wanna have a kid

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

once @ my job in highschool i got a text from my boss telling me to come in sometime between 8:30-9am to start work that day.... WELL i thought he meant i only had a 30min shift in the deli so i packaged cheese for 30 mins and clocked out. ✨✨✨✨

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

@_paaiige_ ocd baby

[jame @kloogans]

sex is cool but have u ever left ur house without having to explain to someone where ur going and why

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

@hannahvilchis SAME

[Samantha K @_samkehoe]

i mean not to flex.. but since kylie jenner did name her dog after my dad.. it does mean we are bestfriends now so.

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

kevin 🤍

[sarah @heavenbrat]

if angels dont exist how do u explain me